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Sexual Confessional by bastrin(f): 4:41pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Tell me all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass, and drink it." "Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" "No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!" |
Re: Sexual Confessional by folly69(m): 4:43pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Re: Sexual Confessional by spenchuks(m): 4:54pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
he should have added garlic to the lemon. dat would have been nice on her |
Re: Sexual Confessional by Jeovy(m): 8:49pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
spenchuks:I agree |
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