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A Visionary Father by bastrin(f): 4:43pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law." |
Re: A Visionary Father by folly69(m): 4:46pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Haaaaaahaha shiiiiiiiiiit can't stop lmfao ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by ituen(m): 3:55am On Jun 05, 2008 |
hehehehe ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by Jeovy(m): 10:07am On Jun 05, 2008 |
Morning laughter is good for the health ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by spenchuks(m): 6:06pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
HOW! ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by Jeovy(m): 7:11pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
It replaces breakfast,try it |
Re: A Visionary Father by krama(m): 3:30am On Jun 06, 2008 |
Ha ha ha, i wonder where his fingers have been. . . ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by spenchuks(m): 8:35am On Jun 06, 2008 |
me too |
Re: A Visionary Father by folly69(m): 11:32am On Jun 06, 2008 |
in the place that the sun never shines |
Re: A Visionary Father by spenchuks(m): 1:39pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
where? please explain |
Re: A Visionary Father by olulu(m): 4:06pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
spenchuks: spenchuks:after we expalin, next tin is we have to teach u hw to think, then afterwards hw to laugh. @poster nice one love it, loves ites, loved ited, loving iting, ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by tilyb(f): 7:04pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
nice |
Re: A Visionary Father by spenchuks(m): 9:55am On Jun 10, 2008 |
thanks guys. i got the point ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by clemcykul(f): 4:32pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: A Visionary Father by seun001(m): 5:37pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
of the hook ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by Jeovy(m): 5:49pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
seun001: Seun,Is this your son or what? |
Re: A Visionary Father by seun001(m): 8:04am On Jun 11, 2008 |
Jeovy: which son is that ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by clemcykul(f): 9:02am On Jun 11, 2008 |
seun is my son, ask him, but na prodigal son he be ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by Jeovy(m): 10:15am On Jun 11, 2008 |
Prodigal son to a prodigal , ? |
Re: A Visionary Father by bababuff(m): 11:07am On Jun 11, 2008 |
Good one to ease my stress. ![]() To the girl's father, I would say "wishful thinking". If guys become sons in-law for every girl they fingered, then some of you will have a least 50 fathers in-law. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Visionary Father by popsonj(m): 11:22am On Jun 11, 2008 |
Really nice, more of stuffs like this |
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