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A Visionary Father by bastrin(f): 4:43pm On Jun 04, 2008
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in
his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and
after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the
problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then
proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut
flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the
daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you
think he's going to be when he grows older?"
The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
Re: A Visionary Father by folly69(m): 4:46pm On Jun 04, 2008
Haaaaaahaha shiiiiiiiiiit can't stop lmfao grin grin grin
Re: A Visionary Father by ituen(m): 3:55am On Jun 05, 2008
hehehehe grin grin grin
Re: A Visionary Father by Jeovy(m): 10:07am On Jun 05, 2008
Morning laughter is good for the health grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: A Visionary Father by spenchuks(m): 6:06pm On Jun 05, 2008
HOW! shocked
Re: A Visionary Father by Jeovy(m): 7:11pm On Jun 05, 2008
It replaces breakfast,try it
Re: A Visionary Father by krama(m): 3:30am On Jun 06, 2008
Ha ha ha, i wonder where his fingers have been. . . cheesy
Re: A Visionary Father by spenchuks(m): 8:35am On Jun 06, 2008
me too
Re: A Visionary Father by folly69(m): 11:32am On Jun 06, 2008
in the place that the sun never shines
Re: A Visionary Father by spenchuks(m): 1:39pm On Jun 06, 2008
where? please explain
Re: A Visionary Father by olulu(m): 4:06pm On Jun 06, 2008
spenchuks:

HOW! shocked


spenchuks:

where? please explain
after we expalin,
next tin is we have to teach u hw to think, then afterwards hw to laugh.

@poster

nice one

love it, loves ites, loved ited, loving iting,

grin grin grin
Re: A Visionary Father by tilyb(f): 7:04pm On Jun 07, 2008
nice
Re: A Visionary Father by spenchuks(m): 9:55am On Jun 10, 2008
thanks guys. i got the point grin
Re: A Visionary Father by clemcykul(f): 4:32pm On Jun 10, 2008
lmao
Re: A Visionary Father by seun001(m): 5:37pm On Jun 10, 2008
of the hook grin shocked
Re: A Visionary Father by Jeovy(m): 5:49pm On Jun 10, 2008
seun001:

of the hook grin shocked

Seun,Is this your son or what?
Re: A Visionary Father by seun001(m): 8:04am On Jun 11, 2008
Jeovy:

Seun,Is this your son or what?

which son is that??oya, Seun answer na
Re: A Visionary Father by clemcykul(f): 9:02am On Jun 11, 2008
seun is my son, ask him,

but na prodigal son he be grin
Re: A Visionary Father by Jeovy(m): 10:15am On Jun 11, 2008
Prodigal son to a prodigal , ?
Re: A Visionary Father by bababuff(m): 11:07am On Jun 11, 2008
Good one to ease my stress. cool

To the girl's father, I would say "wishful thinking". If guys become sons in-law for every girl they fingered, then some of you will have a least 50 fathers in-lawgrin grin grin
Re: A Visionary Father by popsonj(m): 11:22am On Jun 11, 2008
Really nice, more of stuffs like this

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