I've seen girls with the right part of nyash slightly bigger than the left part and also their boobs have unequal sizes. Why? is this normal or is it a deformity? What can be done to balance the sizes?

@ poster check your scrotal sac, one side must be bigger and placed higher than the other.
Most things that come in pairs in the human body are usually not exactly the same dimensions.
On some ocassions the difference will be very obvious.
My own right b* is slightly bigger than the left but my man has never noticed,no one has but I've always known it.
It's perfectly normal.

what are you checking out body parts for anyway and comparing right and left.
You really do have a lot of time on your hands

It is normal.

sheniqua:

@ poster check your scrotal sac, one side must be bigger and placed higher than the other.
Most things that come in pairs in the human body are usually not exactly the same dimensions.
On some ocassions the difference will be very obvious.
My own right b* is slightly bigger than the left but my man has never noticed,no one has but I've always known it.
It's perfectly normal.

U must be an Ogbanje or Osu.

~Xerxes~:

You must be an Ogbanje or Osu.

na wa o
how did you know?
you get pictures of osu and ogbanje breasts?

sheniqua:

na wa o
how did you know?
you get pictures of osu and ogbanje breasts?

Nah. . . . . .Just ma gut feening.

They call 'em ''Biggy small'' . . . . . . .

@topic, it's not a deformity.

StephenP:

@topic, it's not a deformity.

U can't be too sure.
What if the right boob is THRICE as big as the left?
Is that normal?

MallamMusa:

I've seen girls with the right part of nyash slightly bigger than the left part and also their boobs have unequal sizes. Why? is this normal or is it a deformity? What can be done to balance the sizes?

Use your suya knife to reduce the bigger one, or use the tyre pump for your aboki keke to pump up the smaller one. Ridiculous topic

@ osisi

I'm sure your hubby sub-consciously knows and during the ahem. . .romancing, pay attention (if you're not ahem. . .distracted ) and you'll see he 'attends' to the larger one more

@ jackal

screwing those perfectly proportioned blow up models like you do doesn't count as a real woman, those are the only perfect ones (bar surgery) out there.

stillwater:

It is normal.

no mind them 2 boys jackal and mallam ba mecca
it's not as though they don't know it's normal.
Those girls have accepted them two with their 14 fingers and 14 toes and they're worried over one  breast ,an ounce heavier than the other.
I bet they feel cheated they don't get the exact poundage they paid for.  

what are you checking out body parts for anyway and comparing right and left.
You really do have a lot of time on your hands

How come you knew about your booby doll even tho you are hiding it from your oko.  For the records, my scrotums are equal in size and pea shaped. It goes down during the heat season and goes up during the cold season but it's always on alert for babes.

Why are you showing your husband your boobs in the dark? you wouldve told him the condition of your boobs before he married you because i can divorce my wife for hiding that kind of information from mallamusa.

debosky:

@ osisi

I'm sure your hubby sub-consciously knows and during the ahem. . .romancing, pay attention (if you're not ahem. . .distracted ) and you'll see he 'attends' to the larger one more

ROFL.
none feels cheated at all.

What of unequal Nyash sizes peculiar to women only?

MallamMusa:


How come you knew about your booby doll even tho you are hiding it from your oko.  For the records, my scrotums are equal in size and pea shaped. It goes down during the heat season and goes up during the cold season but it's always on alert for babes.

Why are you showing your husband your boobs in the dark? you wouldve told him the condition of your boobs before he married you because i can divorce my wife for hiding that kind of information from mallamusa.

You're now modifying my statement
typical aboki
I think yours is pea sized as well as pea shaped.
your words not mine

To solve this problem of disproportionate boobs, when doing it, always ensure they suck on the big one more than the small one so as to reduce the big on to the size of the small one. Be careful that they dont oversuck otherwise you'll just tip the scale in the other direction. Same applys to the yarsh. The big one should be slapped and squeezed more than the small one.      

I'm not modifying anything because you chose to confess that your own private husband does not know the inequality on your boobs and you chose to hide that kind of information from him before marriage. Women are just terrible.

debosky:


@ jackal

screwing those perfectly proportioned blow up models like you do doesn't count as a real woman, those are the only perfect ones (bar surgery) out there.

You are a prat!!!!!
The size of em boobs should be equal. . . . . . .why should one be heavier than the other?
Is your left leg longer than the right or is your right nut heavier than the left?


@ Sheniqua,

Seems i know u somewhere. . . . . . .Cant place it!!!

MallamMusa:


How come you knew about your booby doll even tho you are hiding it from your oko.  For the records, my scrotums are equal in size and pea shaped. It goes down during the heat season and goes up during the cold season but it's always on alert for babes.

Why are you showing your husband your boobs in the dark? you wouldve told him the condition of your boobs before he married you because i can divorce my wife for hiding that kind of information from mallamusa.

One testes ought to be higher than the other. Are you sure you're not carrying something else?

sheniqua:

no mind them 2 boys jackal and mallam ba mecca
it's not as though they don't know it's normal.
Those girls have accepted them two with their 14 fingers and 14 toes and they're worried over one  breast ,an ounce heavier than the other.
I bet they feel cheated they don't get the exact poundage they paid for.  

Lol

MallamMusa:

What of unequal Nyash sizes peculiar to women only?

honestly I haven't noticed an obvious difference in the size of 2 buttcheeks on the same person but that could be the case.

This boy na wa for you

One breast is usually bigger than the other, if you don't know, know it now.

stillwater:

One breast is usually bigger than the other, if you don't know, know it now.

Whats the concept behind it?
Resonance or is it because the left boob is closer to the heart?
Y'all need to explain.

Chics carrying it dey everywhere just that the rich ones use implants to balance their nyash. Most of them walk like they have bunions.

~Xerxes~:

You are a prat!!!!!
The size of em boobs should be equal. . . . . . .why should one be heavier than the other?
Is your left leg longer than the right or is your right nut heavier than the left?


@ Sheniqua,

Seems i know u somewhere. . . . . . .Cant place it!!!

actually they say ther's a slight difference in the length of limbs,so slight that it's not apparent.
I guarantee you,one of your nuts is bigger than the other.
One nipple could even be slightly bigger than the other too.

jackal I know you from the UK versus USA thread

no mind them 2 boys jackal and mallam ba mecca
it's not as though they don't know it's normal.
Those girls have accepted them two with their 14 fingers and 14 toes and they're worried over one breast ,an ounce heavier than the other.
I bet they feel cheated they don't get the exact poundage they paid for.

Sorry, i test drive with my hands before I pay.

~Xerxes~:

Whats the concept behind it?
Resonance or is it because the left boob is closer to the heart?
Y'all need to explain.

actually it's the right one that's usually[b] slightly [/b] bigger

Mallam Musa,  

,     What can be done to balance the sizes?

position the tittie on my tongue, the deformity go correct quick!

sheniqua:

actually they say ther's a slight difference in the length of limbs,so slight that it's not apparent.
I guarantee you,one of your nuts is bigger than the other.
One nipple could even be slightly bigger than the other too.

jackal I know you from the UK versus USA thread

I am even thinking way back. . . . . .were u on NIDs Vs, NINs?

sheniqua:

actually it's the right one that's usually[b] slightly [/b] bigger

Interesting!!!!!
I have never noticed this . . . . . .time to take the scale into ma bedroom.

Meanwhile. . . . . should i be scared if the left outweighs the right boob?

Mallam Musa, 

,      What can be done to balance the sizes?

position the tittie on my tongue, the deformity go correct quick!

Naaaa, i don't suck deformed titties. i love them 22,23,24,21 yr old pear shaped tits.Uuuurrrrrrrpppp, that tastes so gooooooood.

MallamMusa:


Naaaa, i don't suck deformed titties.

Unequal breast is not a deformity . . . It's normal


_{Naija men and their ignorance. . .}

MallamMusa:

I'm not modifying anything because you chose to confess that your own private husband does not know the inequality on your boobs and you chose to hide that kind of information from him before marriage. Women are just terrible.

you're talking as though I married a blind man.
The difference in size like I said is so slight that most times only the individual knows it  because she knows her body better than anyone.

just check your balls and confirm what we said.
One is definitely slightly higher placed than the other unless yours are yet to descend