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| If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by Godwinsilas(m): 7:13am On Aug 15, 2013 |
My pastor added me on facebook and I innocently accepted. Two minutes later his msg came in:. Pastor: how are you? Me: am fine my daddy. Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Me: (no reply) Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Me: (no reply) Pastor: are you there? Me: yes my daddy Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings. Me: ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name. pastor: thunder fire you! If you don't mind you can add your blessings! Mine: Ok you are doomed with eartquake of LOVE and PEACE of MIND, May the nueclar bomb of riches destroy your city. Moderator please grant this topic front page let have fun with alot of blessings 1 Like |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by weazley(m): 7:37am On Aug 15, 2013 |
May d cutlass of success slice u into tiny bits IJN May d kalashnikov of happiness shoot u and your family IJN 1 Like |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by algorithm(m): 11:13am On Aug 15, 2013 |
may the cobra of divine visitation enter your anu5 May the favour carrying bees sting your balls May you fall from the six-storey building of accident into the six feet of abundance |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by jpphilips(m): 11:30am On Aug 15, 2013 |
Godwinsilas: My pastor added me on facebook and I guess its a joke, but really, do you guys address pastors as "Daddy"? |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by Godwinsilas(m): 12:41pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
jp philips:of course it a joke, but alot of person adresses pastors like that. 1 Like |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by Kevsman(m): 1:31pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
Godwinsilas: My pastor added me on facebook and Imay the sickness (HIV) of belssings infect you and your familiy ijn  |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by weazley(m): 1:45pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
Lwkmd, oya frontpage tins lets kil ourself May the cancer of breakthrough invade your family this rainy season may the larkpa larkpa(ringworm) of goodnews infect ur head in jesis name *in wholly's voice*Halleluyah maejay to nileh,; halleluyah halleluya hhaaaalleluyaaaahh, 2 Likes |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by Godwinsilas(m): 1:50pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
Monderator front page o. Monderator if you are able to index this God will bless ur belle like person wen juju kill. Please front page. |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by sexyjessy(f): 6:29pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
algorithm: may the cobra of divine visitation enter your anu5[color=#990000][/color] man u killed it |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by Godwinsilas(m): 6:34pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
May the blessing of the lord Jesus Christ sleep with your wife and doughters Amen. |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by valicious1(m): 8:19pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
@op may the ACID of good health wipe away every stain of sickness in your life May the ATOMIC BOMB of devine visitation consume you and your family You shall be sentenced to life in prisonment in the eternal jail of suCcess May the anaconda of heavenly riches swallow you and your family Lol |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by qmd24(m): 1:21am On Aug 17, 2013 |
ASUU... |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by ARareGem(f): 7:54am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Godwinsilas: Moderator front page o. Moderator if you are able to index this God will bless ur belle like person wen juju kill. For real?! |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by DONFAITH: 11:41am On Aug 17, 2013 |
may the tank full with over-flowing fuel of blessing fall upon ur house and let the fire of goodnews consume u and ur family afterwards. |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by jpphilips(m): 4:59pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
Godwinsilas: if pastors become daddy, what becomes of their real fathers? mummy? |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by festusfeezy(m): 8:42pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
May Ur wife n daughter b visited by angel Gabriel may God hama ur head wit stone of blessings |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by Nobody: 4:55pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
may ASUU strike fire u n ur family to d death of joy. |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by GeneralJ(m): 7:11pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
may |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by imiski(m): 12:09pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
with diz kin joke u dy find front page. s.m.h  with diz kin joke u dy find front page. s.m.h |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by imiski(m): 12:09pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
may ASUU strike you |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by Dammytrager(m): 3:42pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
May the bullets of mercy hit u n ur family this week. May u experience the joyful visitation of boko haram in ur house this week, as they will slaughter u and ur family with knife of blessing. May the fire of breakthrough consume you and ur family this week,IJN |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by Etumgbe(m): 1:47pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
May the prick of long life fvck u and Ur sister |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by swisschris(m): 1:51am On Nov 08, 2013 |
May book haram finish off ur generation with long life Etumgbe: May the prick of long life fvck u and Ur sister |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 9:17am On Nov 09, 2013 |
may you enter the coffin of your success. may you collapse into your breakthrough. |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by gbegbs: 10:50pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
| ;Dmay kuruna of blessing cash u on ur balls and may u scartch it falala in front of ur enemies ijn. ;Dmay kuruna of blessing cash u on ur balls and may u scartch it in front of ur enemies ijn. |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by jonescyras(m): 12:58pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
May the HIV of success dominate your anu5 May the HAMMER of WEALTH strike your prick May you be BEE of long life dwell on your bossom May you witness an accident of joy |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by Ahan74: 5:16pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Very funny. I'm also concern about Daddy or my Daddy. I thought it's too much. |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by dannywhyte(m): 6:15pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
MIND D WAY YOU USE THE NAME OF THE LORD IN VAIN (TO CATCH FUN) |
| Re: If Your Pastor Give You This Kind Of Prayer What Will Give Him Back by jpdegreat(m): 7:17pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
May the bullet of everlasting happiness hit you and your entire family. |
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