Another dos and don'ts thread! Hmmn

1. Your fork must be on your left hand.
3. Your hand should not be visible at the table
what of me wey no sabi use fork, i go just dey shook my self for mouth like say na fight, but this one wey you say my hand should not be visible on the table dey scare me ooo, if u no want make my hand visible for table, that mean you must off the light of we enter dark room eat the food

Xo whatz d difference btw d usage of handkerchief and a facetowel?

Old skul

Dude, sometimes i can't help but scratch my nuts when the itching is becoming intense

jhydebaba: African no need this crap joor


Serve me my amala with ewedu make I nak am with my bare hands.


Ur hands can never deceive you.

abi nao

How about wearing your sunshades eyewear on your head?

Olarewajub: Things you should never do in public is one topic that is of concern to everyone because the way you behave outside and even inside your home matters alot.
Incase you don't know, there are series of things an individual is suppose not to do in public but because of ignorance we end up doing those things that are irritating and such habit can jeopardise our reputation..
It is important to be mindful of yourself at all times especially when you find yourself in the gathering of strangers.
Incase you don't, people are always watching you and they take note of everything.. I will only be discussing three semi topic on how to behave in public with the sum of sixteen point.

Body Language
1. You must never scratch your body in public.
2. You must avoid yawning with your mouth wide open. Make use of your hand.
3. You can't crack your hand or neck in public. If you must do so, go to the rest room.
4. You don't clean your face with an hankerchief, but rather you use a face towel.
5. You don't shout in public because simplicity is paramout.

Dressing Code
1. The colour of your belt must correspond with the colour of your shoe.
2. Whatever you wear must match and must be a good fit for your body.
3. Avoid taking off your shoes in public as it shows how unserious you are.
4. Your cloth must be properly ironed when necessary.
5. You must never sag your trouser or skirt because it shows how unresponsible you can be.

Dinning Setting
1. Your fork must be on your left hand.
2. You must never never place your elbow on the table.
3. Your hand should not be visible at the table.
4. It is improper for a lady to place her bag on the table.
5. Never fill your glass to the brim.
6. Avoid opening your mouth uncessarily when eating. It can be groose.
7. It is wrong to talk when you have food in your mouth. Don't talk while eating.
http://www.blevopedia..com/2013/08/things-you-must-never-do-in-public.html?m=1

So what if I do not do these, use a brown shoe and a black belt. What will happen? Will the world end? Think I already have enough rules to live by from heaven not to bother adding more meaningless ones.

dominique: Me I crack my knuckles in public o

In case sum1 deserves a punch

I learnt all these in food and nutrition,wen i was in ss2...

Ok...wat abt soliloquzing?

5. You must never sag your trouser or skirt because it shows how unresponsible you can be.
Dear OP. if it's actually true that no one knows it all....please i'm still searching for the meaning of this colored word in my dictionary. abi e don change?

dominique: Me I crack my knuckles in public o

I do that by passing my aggression whenever i'm around someone I feel uncomfortable with...mostly around one of my uncles, whom I can't stand the site of looking at and listening to.

bigx: With All due respect.... Utter Bullcrap!!!

I'd call this a concise list of how to kiss white a*ss

CAN'T WE AFRICANS THINK FOR OURSELVES!!!!!

The whites came in,
1.) Told Us what Language to speak
2.) What country to come from
3.) What clothes to Wear
4.) What food to eat

And now this? How to live our day to day lives?
How many of them respect our traditions when they go to Nigeria? They destroy traditional places of worship and we stupidly tag along,
How many times do we tell them how to follow Our traditions?

smh

Thanks. We need to be ourselves.

sucreblazing:



SEe me see wahala eh!!!

Dnt copy all d post just to comment. Posting rules.

I should clean my face with a face towel instead of handkerchief. For what? Am I a baby? What then are handkerchiefs meant for. OP nawa for you o

Body language
5. Does it mean that one have to carry both face towel and handkerchief

iamdsam: Just like my brother at the top said, "no house for mess*. If you know you mess (gas) in the public, click like *winks*

hmnn...
it appear you are completely on your owm in dis matter O

Superbreed: 5. You must never sag your trouser or skirt because it shows how unresponsible you can be.
Dear OP. if it's actually true that no one knows it all....please i'm still searching for the meaning of this colored word in my dictionary. abi e don change?

. Of course not. Your dressing is your address.

greatgeo: Body language
5. Does it mean that one have to carry both face towel and handkerchief

. Yea. We should try to comprehend the lunacy of things.

Nice list .. though i disagree with Dinning Setting point 1.
It depends on your culture.. french is different from english

If i do all these things in public, how e take concern you

If your money fall on the ground in public please don't pick it

that knuckle thing i always doing dat. is it a crime??

Olarewajub: . Yea. We should try to comprehend the lunacy of things.

is dat how u do urs??

HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE.

To mess in public is nice but if u are caught, "no be small embarassment" o! Just
follow this guidelines & you are on ur way to
being a STAR in this profession.
1. When u enter a hall, check d wind
direction, If its a closed hall with air condition or
fan, thats better 4 u. Maximum impact.
2. Make sure u sit down and face d wind direction. ..
3. Make sure u have enough leg space. U will soon know why!
4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.
5. You are ready 2 execute, try to hold the MESS until
time the hall becomes noisy "incase ur mess na the type wey dey sound like BOKOHARAM BOMB".
6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.
7. Elevate the right yansh.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow the mess to flow
steady.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure you are not the first person to
complain.
2. When people begin to shout "Jesus" who do
dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do
dis kind thing," simply ask "why some persons
no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na
wa o"
3. No shout pass others if not u go become
suspect. OOO!
4. Use style to dis-engage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me, u will go places whit this profession.
The world must hear of u more than Micheal Jackson...

What about dipping bread into tea, is that ok

oga park well...If i do other wise..arrest..na dat one dem deh follow u talk?

3. You can't crack your hand or neck in public.

Haha. Classic!

shior

lwkmd. Dis is d fun i derive from nairaland. Hearing different comments from different people. Even d one wen make sense and d one wen no make sense. Oya ride on. I'm not done laughing.