OMG! read the story here:http://davidchuks..com/2013/08/disclaimer-this-story-is-not-about.html

Erm?
I thought it as DIEziani ALLISON'S SISTER that is the BABY MOMMA? The reason the name is ' conveniently omitted'?

Soooooooo, FAKA has TRIPLE MAJORS 'H-UMBRELLA STUDIES', Biology and Psychology?



W-O-W!!!! Dazzzzzzzz goooood!!!!!

Some questions.

1. Was Jonathan not PHOCKING Patience as her BIOLOGY 'lecturer'?
MAKE UNA SWEAR!!!!

A ZOOLOGY PROFF PLUS A BIOLOGICAL HOOOOORNEY STOOODENT IN THE JUNGLY, GARDEN-CITY OF ALUU - 4, OCCULTIC, PH-EDEN OF MGBEKES AND BUSSSSHMEATS? No SSSSSerpent needed!!!!!

2. If indeed they waited ONLY AFTER A FEW YEARS without children, why are the adopted children so young?

3. The adopted children were NEVER A SECRET IN OR OUT OF NIGERIA, so what is the SHOKCING part?

4. Barrenness in the true sense of the word can only be defined as NEVER BEEN PREGNANT OR NNNNNNEVVVVVVER MISSED A PERIOD for females. IF YOU HAVE KILLED, ROASTED AND SCARIFIED BOTH FRUIT AND WOMB AS SACRIFICES BY CHOICE, you are not BARRRREN!!!!! IF YOU HAVE LAID SOME YOUR EGGS WITH YOUR DNA, . . . . . By the POWERZZZZ VESTED IN MOI. . . .You are NOT A CURSED, BARRRREN WITCH!!!!!!

Moving on. . . . . .

Could it be that Jonathan was responsible for the 'GOOD DAME'S' past pregnancies AND TERMINATIONS after DE-FLOWERING HER in the bushes of UNIPORT or HER DADDY'S OKRIKA FARMS, hence the resolve to stay with her?

Just asking . . . . . . .

BTW. . . . . The DAME swore to KILL ALL of Jonathan's BOTANICAL AND ZOOLOGICAL CHILDREN OF HIS BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN. . . . . IF HE DARES!!!!

Do not say I told you! But, y'awl can thank me later for the 4-1-1!!!!


Naaaaaaah!!!!! I don't need LINDA or any of the other IKEJI wannabees to figure this one out! MOOOOOOVE OVA!!!!!!!

post d tin here...cnt click on dat link