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Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by sanguineseun(m): 6:16pm On Jun 06, 2008
Hey,i'v been wonderin y guys always throw cd jackets some unknown distance b4 action time and always search 4 it after d whole show.it's kinda funny,bt can someone please explain?
Re: Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by Wokeyim(f): 6:28pm On Jun 06, 2008
don't u know guys are possesed when it comes to that stuff. A guy who comes to visit his girlfriend is hungry and when she askes him "Will u eat first" he replies, i'll eat u first. Imagine!
To guys, sex is food, their life, and often their death. So your question has to do with the "in the heat of the moment" factor. he probably thinks the babe'll dissappear back to where he picked her from if he wastes a minute trying to store the thing well, just the same way he yanks off her clothes, not minding if they get torn and he has to replace them when the storm is over cry
Re: Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by Jeovy(m): 7:20pm On Jun 06, 2008
Wokeyim:

don't u know guys are possesed when it comes to that stuff. A guy who comes to visit his girlfriend is hungry and when she askes him "Will u eat first" he replies, i'll eat u first. Imagine!
To guys, sex is food, their life, and often their death. So your question has to do with the "in the heat of the moment" factor. he probably thinks the babe'll dissappear back to where he picked her from if he wastes a minute trying to store the thing well, just the same way he yanks off her clothes, not minding if they get torn and he has to replace them when the storm is over cry





You can not meet me where you left me.You said it yourself
Re: Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by ituen(m): 10:05pm On Jun 06, 2008
Is tis a joke


Where is the moderator?
Re: Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by oge4real(f): 11:12pm On Jun 06, 2008
Re: Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by krama(m): 3:40am On Jun 07, 2008
Re: Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by Wokeyim(f): 12:03pm On Jun 07, 2008
Jeovy:


You can not meet me where you left me.You said it yourself

grin grin grin
haba, guy, that is more philosophical than sex now.
Re: Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jun 07, 2008
Re: Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by pappylolo: 1:12pm On Jun 10, 2008
nawa for una ooo angry[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Re: Why Do Condom Jackets Always Go Astray? by clemcykul(f): 5:25pm On Jun 10, 2008
sex!

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