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Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by informa: 2:14pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
* Not every Marriage starts with 'will you marry me' some start with 'I don get belle'"...! * Helen Paul said : "My class monitor in primary skool usually write my name in the list of noise makers, now he pays to watch me make noise" * People are shouting "Port to Private university" Imagine 500L 2nd Semester, and u want him to port?? No be only port, na USB!" *When someone tells you to, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it." * If you can fry 10 rounds of plantain without tasting one..then I can trust you with my life" * Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been using since 2003! Ki lo de!" * NAIJA MENTALITY - All Soft Drinks are called Mineral And All Fathers took first Position in Class while at school" * Combine a sentence with d words " Green,Yellow, and Pink" AKPOS: Every time i hear d phone ring Green, Green, I Pink it up and Say Yellow?" http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/08/just-for-laughs_19.html 5 Likes
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Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Nobody: 8:38pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
e beta make u go do sprint jump untop 3rd mainland bridge or go dance alingo for cementry, . . . . ,ur joke is as dry as yar adua |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 10:29am On Aug 20, 2013 |
I wana be a DOCTOR but wit jst 2 credits in my O'Level (Agric&Yoruba) I can only be a Native Doctor.Agric to knw herbs& Yoruba 4 incantations. 2 Likes |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 10:30am On Aug 20, 2013 |
Bros please anywhere you are lashing my future wife, please take it easy and remain for me please. |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 10:32am On Aug 20, 2013 |
At 90yrs u still call ur wife darling,swtheart,honey etc.Wats D secret?Old man: I forgot her name 20yrs ago nd am afraid to ask her. 1 Like |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 10:34am On Aug 20, 2013 |
QUESTION!!!.What is LOBATAN? LOBATAN is when ur boyfriend wants u 2 meet his family & on getting there: *D elder brother is ur EX boyfriend.... *D sister is d lady u just fought with over a man.... *D mother is d nurse who begged u not 2 abort ur 4th pregnancy but u did.... *D father is d sugar daddy who just bought u BB Z10.... GBAM LOBATAN. Jesus is lord, 4 Likes |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 10:43am On Aug 20, 2013 |
I'm too pretty, he's not handsome, he's not rich, I'm polished,I'm too sexy, he can't maintain me..Dat's how aunty MARIAM clocked 50yrs 1 Like |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 10:56am On Aug 20, 2013 |
FROM: NIGERIAN ASSOCIATION OF BOYFRIENDS (NABs) TO: NIGERIAN ASSOCIATION OF GIRLFRIENDS (NAGs) CC: CONFLICT RESOLUTION DEPARTMENT, MINISTRY OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS ABUJA. NOTICE OF WARNING STRIKE. The above named association hereby give notice of warning strike to cut demands of our girlfriends. It came to our notice that some ladies now demand Z10, Q10, iphone 5, Brazillian Hair, Lace Wig, Shopping in the UK and Dubai We hereby give NAGs 3 days to cut demands else we follow the footsteps of our senators to date 9 -13yr old babes that demand only Bobo, Juice, Coaster, Ice cream, Balewa, Niko Sweet, Okin biscuit, Baba dudu, Choco milo, Chin-Chin Karile and Stick sweet (pangila). OF THE GREAAATEEEESSTT..... NABSITES!!!! GREAT! SIGNED: STREET NATIONAL SECRETARY 2 Likes |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 11:16am On Aug 20, 2013 |
My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently accepted. 2 Mins later his mssg came in:. Pastor: how are you? Me: am fine my daddy. Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Me: (no reply) Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Me: (no reply) Pastor: are you there? Me: yes my daddy Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings. Me: ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/ crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name. pastor: thunder fire you 2 Likes |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 11:19am On Aug 20, 2013 |
IGbo Rappers be like ----> "Baby let me wrap U up like a blanKATE. I'm a big boy, even Bill know sey my money is hard to GATE !! 1 Like |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 11:23am On Aug 20, 2013 |
You tweet ''Finally!!! Those bitches paid my salary!!!'', your Landlord retweets and says "To God be the Glory" and favorites the tweet |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 11:29am On Aug 20, 2013 |
BREAKING: Gonzalo Higuian fails medical at Arsenal due to asthma because of the dust coming from the Trophy Cabinet |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 11:36am On Aug 20, 2013 |
After taking her 4 an expensive dinner & giving her money 4 a cab ,u both met again inside a rusty keke napep. Who is deceiving Who ? 1 Like |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Rooneyboy(m): 11:38am On Aug 20, 2013 |
She is coming, isn't she?.. They've eaten, haven't they?.. TEACHER: Give me another example?.. AKPOS: Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we? Lolllllll. |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by Nobody: 9:28am On Aug 26, 2013 |
Lmao @ NABs letter, Igbo rappers & Expensive dinner. . . nice 1 bro..... |
Re: Just For Laughs...pls Enjoy! by LordBabs(m): 2:27pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
Very lovely jokes...keep it rolling dude! |
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