OsheBabaGod:


I'm selling secondhand heavy tanks for N20000... Anyone interested?

Royal Roy:

You are busy laughing....have you finished pushing my truck?
If my truck doesn't start you are in trouble!!

greatgod2012: @RR, are you a script writer

Truckpusher: truckpusher wouldn't mind.

OsheBabaGod:

The offer has been expired since u refused to push Dangote's truck. I'm his 1000th wife!

Feed me more: I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!....

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi
4. What did you do again I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning :s??
6. Is that a new song ??
7. Am I dreaming ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today !!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking !!!
10. Abeg na who be this :]Y? =))=D
11. Baba Beji, I have told u that Alomo is not good for ur system...can u see d type of msg u r sending to me?