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| 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by Andyblaze: 12:14pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
1. They dare you 2 slap a militant and u actually perform the dare. 2. U got bitten on ur manhood while trying to pee on a bush path 3. Smoking while vandalising an oil pipeline 4. When you lock your door trying to kill a snake at night and nepa takes light 5. stand in front of train wearing a superman teeshirt.. 6. Try to form michael phelps inside Bar Beach filled with whoskie area boys wey u no settle; all to impress a gal 7. You went to have sex with ur neighbours wife, her husband comes home, she hides u in the freezer and forgets u there 8. a vein pops in ur brain while u r straining to shit. 9. you wear a tshirt with inscription "I HATE BOKO HARAM" and stroll on d streets of Maiduguri 10. You do the peace sign and stuck it into a cut out 11. U stupidly tried hanging ur wet boxers on a naked wire with current in place of Nitel phone cable wey u carry do laundry rope. Which is ur favourite? |
| Re: 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by Excelboi(m): 12:23pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
No. 4 is hell funny. |
| Re: 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by teddi3: 12:27pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
choking to death in an eating competition 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by Andyblaze: 12:33pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
As in Ehn! Excelboi: No. 4 is hell funny. |
| Re: 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by Freiburger(m): 2:04pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Andyblaze:lol, getting high while making money  |
| Re: 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by cinammon(f): 6:44pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Ah swear number 4 got me ROTFLMAO, I even had 2 read it out 2 a friend...gosh, analysing it sef was almost killing us wit lafta. |
| Re: 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by chucky234(m): 1:00pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
Number 3 na direct entry to hell fire last bus stop. |
| Re: 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by matalan: 1:11pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
#11. NITEL wire is very different from NEPA wire. #Laundrythings. |
| Re: 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by psky: 4:00pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
Strolling on the express because you saw zebra crossing. Chai! When danfo catch you ehn.  |
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