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Old Maid by bastrin(f): 8:55pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened." |
Re: Old Maid by krama(m): 7:15am On Jun 10, 2008 |
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Re: Old Maid by Jeovy(m): 9:16am On Jun 10, 2008 |
Nice one guy |
Re: Old Maid by popsonj(m): 9:38am On Jun 10, 2008 |
A nice one dude |
Re: Old Maid by CrazyMan(m): 9:44am On Jun 10, 2008 |
Ha ha Funny; I love those guys |
Re: Old Maid by clemcykul(f): 4:33pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
lmao |
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