SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay for the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

AMERICAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

FRENCH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A GERMAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

A JAPANESE CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.

ITALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

SWISS CAPITALISM; You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

CHINESE CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

RUSSIAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of Vodka.

INDIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You worship them.

BRITISH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CAPITALISM; Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.

AUSTRALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM; You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

GREEK CAPITALISM; You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut.

IRANIAN CAPITALISM: you have two cows, the goverenment says that you are the owner of them but you should give them to goverenment to keep them, after that, you have no cow, no milk, no money, and if you ask about your cows, you can see the prison

THE NIGERIAN CAPITALISM: ??

Maddest joke i've seen in a long while. . . keep it up bro. . . LWKMD!!!

LMAO @ Greek capitalism!!!

Nigerian Capitalism
The first government lets you keep two cows only if you vote them in.
The second government gives you two more cows during campaign and ban cow-ownership when in power.
The third government allows you to own two cows only if you buy from them, one cow at the price of two. Half cow is better than none

♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥:
Nigerian Capitalism
The first government lets you keep two cows only if you vote them in.
The second government gives you two more cows during campaign and ban cow-ownership when in power.
The third government allows you to own two cows only if you buy from them, one cow at the price of two. Half cow is better than none

i hereby name yu d best analyst of the century. trust me, we cant analyse our government better than that

♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥:
Nigerian Capitalism
The first government lets you keep two cows only if you vote them in.
The second government gives you two more cows during campaign and ban cow-ownership when in power.
The third government allows you to own two cows only if you buy from them, one cow at the price of two. Half cow is better than none

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