Am an arsenal fan and i saw this and thought it funny


A little musing on what it must be like being
married to the Arsenal boss , by James:
Annie: Honey pie, I’ve been driving the same old
Toyota for years now, I think it’s time we
purchase a new car.
Arsene: I have looked for cars, but there aren’t
any available that are better than the car we
have. Of course we will need a new car
eventually, but that car still runs just fine.
Annie: But it has 320,000 miles on it, it makes
funny noises, and the paint is chipping and I get
embarrassed driving it around! Surely you can find
something.
Arsene: Why do you get embarrassed? Who cares
what everyone else thinks! If I find a car better
than the one you have I will buy it, but it’s not
easy to buy a car.
Annie: I just thought it would be nice to have
something more reliable and that I’m proud to
drive around in, and besides, all of our friends
drive newer cars.
Arsene: I will not buy a new car just because
everyone else is! That Toyota was car of the year
in 2001 mind you!
Annie: Would you please be rational and just look
into it for me? I really don’t think this car can
carry on much longer.
Arsene: I will look into it if, and when, it is
needed, right now you are fine with the car you
have.
Annie: Good Lord Arsene, you’re impossible! I give
up!
The very next day Annie’s Toyota nearly explodes
in front of all her friends while driving around
London.
Annie: I told you Arsene! That car nearly killed
me! I’m thoroughly humiliated! Now you have no
choice but to buy me a new car!
Arsene: I told you, I am looking for cars, but there
aren’t any available. Give me a name of what car
you want and I will buy it, but you don’t give me
any names because you can’t think of a better
car.
Annie: OK, I want a Mercedes Mr. Smarty Pants!
Arsene: I will look into it I assure you.
The Next day at the Mercedes dealership
Salesman: Hello Mr. Wenger, welcome to our
dealership. How can I help you?
Arsene: I am looking for a new Mercedes for my
wife.
Salesman: Of course Mr. Wenger. Any particular
model?
Arsene: Not really, I just want one that will please
my wife so she gets off my back.
Salesman: OK, how about this nice fully loaded E-
Class?
Arsene: That’s nice; I will give you $14,000.01 for
it.
Salesman (almost choking to death): What? Sir,
may I remind you this is a brand new Mercedes.
This is a $50,000 car. I will sell it to you for
$48,000.00.
Arsene: You ask too much, I don’t value this car
at $48,000.00. It surely cannot be worth more
than $14,500.00!
Salesman (ready to die laughing): Mr. Wenger,
are you serious? Check the market. Everyone
around the world is paying over $45,000 for this
car.
Arsene: I will not pay a penny more than
$15,000.00! That is my final offer!
Salesman: Mr. Wenger sir, this is not a Kia
dealership! Mercedes are classy cars with state-
of-the–art equipment, exquisite detail, and
superior performance.
Arsene: We are done here Sir!
Arsene storms off, purchases a Kia that night and
returns home with it.
Annie: Did you get my new Mercedes?
Arsene: No, but I did get you a car just as good
as a Mercedes and I paid less for it.
Annie: What! Arsene, you told me if I named the
car you would buy it! Why didn’t you buy the
Mercedes?
Arsene (clearly bluffing now as he grows
frustrated): There were no Mercedes available in
the color you liked.
Annie: But I said I liked silver, black, white, or
blue. They didn’t have a single Mercedes in those
colors?
Arsene: No, I could not find a Mercedes in those
colors. I tried my best. I spent 24 hours a day
searching for the Mercedes you wanted, but there
just weren’t any better than this Kia.
Annie: Do you really expect me to believe that?
Arsene: I don’t have time to explain to you the
intricacies of buying a car! Good night!
Annie (Sighs): I guess I’ll just have to live with
this Kia for twelve more years.

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