Ladies, if you are tired of those guys who keep 'inboxing' you stupid questions, here are some few tips on how to answer them off.

Question: "hey beautiful damsel what are you doing?
Answer: " looking for my engagement ring, lost it.

Question: "hey girl can we meet?
Answer: "nope i am 8 months pregnant, i can't meet any one at this stage.

Question: "can i know more about you?
Answer: "sure, i love money, please send me 1,500 mtn?

Question: "do you have a boyfriend?
Answer: yes we have two kids and he is a soldier.

Guy: inbox me ur numba
Girl: thanks dear,kindly assist me wt #15,000( ur father here is an asthma patient so I need money 4 his INHALER).here is my account number 057862593, JOJOBA BANK PLC. Its urgent pls. LUV U MAD

Question: hey gal,i wana make u d love of my lyf,i will do any tin jst to have u.i love u so much.i will die if u don't accept me
Answer: oh tanks bt wen last did u tell God all these in ur prayers.

Add yours!