Lobatan is when your boyfriend
wants you to meet his family, and
on getting there;
The older brother is your Ex-
boyfriend who is still your f**k
mate.
The sister is the woman you
were fighting with few days ago
over a man.
The mother is the nurse who
begged you not to abort your
3rd pregnancy, but u did and
she knows that you now have issues
with your womb.
And the father is the sugar daddy
who just bought you Blackberry
Q10

*in Hon. Obahiagbon's voice* This is an odoriferous saga cum gigantuan-gaga!