There was a group of
men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a
loving relationship with your wife.
The men were asked, "How many
of you love your wife ?" All the
men raised their hands. Then they
were asked, "When was the last
time you told your wife you loved
her ?" Some men answered today,
some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember.
The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the
following text to their respective
wife: I love you, sweetheart...Th
en the men were told to exchange
phones so one can read the other
wife's reply to the love
message..Here are some of the
replies:
1. Have you impregnated
someone again?
2. That was then,not now?
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t
forgive you this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. God don catch u, If you don’t
tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop
drinking!!
10. Abeg na who be this?

Choi!!

Naija men don suffer!

How awkward indeed!

Kai! Rotflmao. I wan die.....

My response:baby are you ok? Hope u're not contemplating suicide


O.P,God bless you. U just made my day.