APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir.
I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the
above
questions was NO, do not continue.
Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating
in marriage.____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect
to your father in-law or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my hair- style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ____________________
____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you
____________________ ____________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how
long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used by
women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep
outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the
kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad
____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ____________________
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be
put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your
application will be processed in 2 years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please don't call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ___________________

Your daughter will stay long in your house. Lol

Loooovl, made my day. Going to share these with friends with daughters. Thinking of adopting it too for in about 15 yrs time for my only daughter lol

Don't tell me nonsense!

Wow, I love this. It will surely be useful to me someday as I have many nieces and cousins.
Mine will go with a NON-REFUNDABLE application fee of £1000 plus a Keke.

donigspain: Wow, I love this. It will surely be useful to me someday as I have many nieces and cousins.
Mine will go with a NON-REFUNDABLE application fee of £1000 plus a Keke.

Getting better n better, this is giving me more ideas looovl. Now am sad I got only 1 daughter aaannnd eeeks make no one do this to my 3 sons o!

Here is a girl to marry in order to have $65 million dollars.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/08/get-rich-get-married.html

Wow. Thats good.


I will adopt that in a different style.


Something like, 'what are your long term goals'?

Theodosius: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir.
I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the
above
questions was NO, do not continue.
Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating
in marriage.____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect
to your father in-law or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my hair- style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ____________________
____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you
____________________ ____________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how
long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used by
women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep
outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the
kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad
____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ____________________
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be
put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your
application will be processed in 2 years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please don't call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ___________________

LMAO hilarious. but seriously PARENTS should take note of this application form.

Wait dia, who karezz ur dota go grow goatie SMH

Funny but thought provoking, as in.............em..........

What a thread!

Me likey...

Hilarious but real.
Found myself mentally filling the form.

Your daughter better be quite good looking. And you must be sure she is a virgin. Otherwise, na you go take hand fill out the application and marry am.

u just made my day. Can't stop laughing.