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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 02, 2013
Abeg make person help me arrange 2 clean babes wey I go service after I high....








Money is not the problem
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 02, 2013
Eledan:

So you want him to reveal mysterious...long...and strong thing to you in the dark! ?

You sure think you know what you are asking for?
cool cool wink
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:19pm On Oct 02, 2013
barcanista: Abeg make person help me arrange 2 clean babes wey I go service after I high....


Money is not the problem

Bros, the chic na shy like naija party. U know dem ones that stand together and dance together while watching guys standing at the other corner. na this bar. grin Naija chics like frontin'! sad
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Lilimax(f): 4:19pm On Oct 02, 2013
barcanista: Abeg make person help me arrange 2 clean babes wey I go service after I high....


Money is not the problem
Don't think it's here sad.
Check at the other Beer Palour undecided tongue
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:20pm On Oct 02, 2013
barcanista: Abeg make person help me arrange 2 clean babes wey I go service after I high....








Money is not the problem
does this look like a brothel?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:20pm On Oct 02, 2013
Sm1 should bring the items I ordered fast.....






OR ELSE....
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:22pm On Oct 02, 2013
shymexx:

Damn!! You need to ease up, you miss me, don't you?

Come here let me smack ya feministic bum. grin grin


I'm missing in ya life but I hope it's alright - gangsta boppin to that'. Gansters don't dance, we boogie! cool tongue


SMH! You would hv to apologize first cool

abiL is busy, does not hv time for you or NL.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:23pm On Oct 02, 2013
barcanista: ****walks in with 5 wraps of Igbo ****** who dey here?



I need 2 big stout and 5 satchet of chelsea gin....


let me help u wit the igbo
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:25pm On Oct 02, 2013
shymexx:

Bros, the chic na shy like naija party. U know dem ones that stand together and dance together while watching guys standing at the other corner. na this bar. grin Naija chics like frontin'! sad
eh? Since when this one start for this bar? Borrow me ur car key make I go arrange better yansh dem come





I no get tym to waste
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 4:25pm On Oct 02, 2013
berem: for your mind...you wey like woman pass Fela. Mtscheeew!

Lilimax: @OAM4J tongue tongue

I might not be one of her 2 crushes, but I know am No1 Angel in this section. cool

You should be happy also I have a soft spot for ladies... #NotACrimeToLoveWomen

Funny thing is that with all my jokes and fun with ladies here, I have only met one NL female in real life.

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:27pm On Oct 02, 2013
Wu Zetian:

SMH! You would hv to apologize first cool

abiL is busy, does not hv time for you or NL.

Dons don't apologise, esp when it has to do with people betraying their trust and trying to score cheap points. grin Dons just nods their heads and smoke a joint with the old enemy - in ganjar we squash beefs, ya dig? grin

Lmao @ abiL being busy. grin grin She went ghost after that. Tell her to act right and we're cool. And she needs to fvck with me. I used to be a boss where her uni is, back when I was in uni there. I know all the top dons out there and they know I've got stars and stripes like the American flag - from ldn to brum. cool

Anyway, what's the 411? Miss me? tongue
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:28pm On Oct 02, 2013
berem: does this look like a brothel?
hello dear na me you dey speak oyinbo for?







First give me my orders before story..... Abeg, biko
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:30pm On Oct 02, 2013
barcanista: eh? Since when this one start for this bar? Borrow me ur car key make I go arrange better yansh dem come


I no get tym to waste

If the nyansh ain't twice shollypops', then don't bring them here. Wanna see dem booty go clap clap!! grin

*Gives him the car keys*
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Lilimax(f): 4:32pm On Oct 02, 2013
OAM4J:



I might not be one of her 2 crushes, but I know am No1 Angel in this section. cool

You should be happy also I have a soft spot for ladies... #NotACrimeToLoveWomen

Funny thing is that with all my jokes and fun with ladies here, I have only seen one NL female in real life.
Aww! you're sounding like an angel indeed undecidedwink.
But how do you know you're No1 Angel in this section? By popular opinion?
Don't just brag before the mace will land on your head grin.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:32pm On Oct 02, 2013
mondi_cheeks: let me help u wit the igbo
hi sweety... I intend blowing these 5 wraps alone o... But for the sake of our great club barca, ill gv you one wrap....and ill smoke just 4





PS: U ar yet to tell me your location
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:33pm On Oct 02, 2013
OAM4J:



I might not be one of her 2 crushes, but I know am No1 Angel in this section. cool

You should be happy also I have a soft spot for ladies... #NotACrimeToLoveWomen

Funny thing is that with all my jokes and fun with ladies here, I have only met one NL female in real life.
aaww! That's so sweet and romantic of you.Wish all the men here could be like you.Chai! cry
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:34pm On Oct 02, 2013
Lilimax: Don't think it's here sad.
Check at the other Beer Palour undecided tongue
WTF? Do you know who I am in this bar?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Lilimax(f): 4:37pm On Oct 02, 2013
barcanista: WTF? Do you know who I am in this bar?
The little I know is that you sounded like a tout grin
May be i'm wrong but who are you tongue
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:38pm On Oct 02, 2013
barcanista: WTF? Do you know who I am in this bar?
who you be ah?

"Breaks bottle and smashes it on his head"

angry
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:39pm On Oct 02, 2013
shymexx:

If the nyansh ain't twice shollypops', then don't bring them here. Wanna see dem booty go clap clap!! grin

*Gives him the car keys*
Man I do the best of nyansh...


*takes the car key* turn on the ignition*

(Driving to Golden gate hotel to get some bad asses)
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:39pm On Oct 02, 2013
Who's "Lilimax?" I just started noticing the handle - are you a newbie or an oldie in a new uniform?

Anyway, allow me to introduce myself: I'm the shy-me and the "x" stands for no name.

So what are you saying, babes?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:40pm On Oct 02, 2013
barcanista: hi sweety... I intend blowing these 5 wraps alone o... But for the sake of our great club barca, ill gv you one wrap....and ill smoke just 4





PS: U ar yet to tell me your location
southern part of africa
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Lilimax(f): 4:40pm On Oct 02, 2013
berem: who you be ah?

"Breaks bottle and smashes it on his head"

angry
Take it easy oh him. He has to tell us whom he is smiley?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:41pm On Oct 02, 2013
barcanista: Man I do the best of nyansh...


*takes the car key* turn on the ignition*

(Driving to Golden gate hotel to get some bad asses)

Ite...I'm watch the time fly while I drink the 2nd bottle.

Gatts be in the zone before 'em chics get here. cool
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:42pm On Oct 02, 2013
berem: who you be ah?

"Breaks bottle and smashes it on his head"

angry
***my head is bottle resistant***

Na me the the Chief Drunk for this bar
My word is law in this bar
Now, bend down low and gv my bad lap sme dance.....



Or else
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:42pm On Oct 02, 2013
shymexx:

Dons don't apologise, esp when it has to do with people betraying their trust and trying to score cheap points. grin Dons just nods their heads and smoke a joint with the old enemy - in ganjar we squash beefs, ya dig? grin

Lmao @ abiL being busy. grin grin She went ghost after that. Tell her to act right and we're cool. And she needs to fvck with me. I used to be a boss where her uni is, back when I was in uni there. I know all the top dons out there and they know I've got stars and stripes like the American flag - from ldn to brum. cool

Anyway, what's the 411? Miss me? tongue
I will tell her so she can come up here and whoop ur a*ss like she usually does cool

Miss you?? Nigga pls!
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Lilimax(f): 4:42pm On Oct 02, 2013
shymexx: Who's "Lilimax?" I just started noticing the handle - are you a newbie or an oldie in a new uniform?

Anyway, allow me to introduce myself: I'm the shy-me and the "x" stands for no name.

So what are you saying, babes?

Anyone you choose to call me: Newbie or an oldie smiley
We are saying what we meant smiley.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:44pm On Oct 02, 2013
shymexx:

Ite...I'm watch the time fly while I drink the 2nd bottle.

Gatts be in the zone before 'em chics get here. cool
Saw Yezudo on my way, he's arranging a good banging spot in his banana island mansion.....

Be nt afraid of them girls
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:45pm On Oct 02, 2013
Lilimax: Take it easy oh him. He has to tell us whom he is smiley?
now that you've known,




Will you get me my order?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:46pm On Oct 02, 2013
Wu Zetian:
I will tell her so she can come up here and whoop ur a*ss like she usually does cool

Miss you?? Nigga pls!

You know abiL never brought her madness around my way till she tried sticking up for you and it went wrong. We just banter from time to time and that's about it. She knows what time it's. Got love for her and wud still smack her lil bum. tongue

Stop frontin', you miss me. tongue Come here, come give papi a big hug. wink
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:48pm On Oct 02, 2013
Wu Zetian:
I will tell her so she can come up here and whoop ur a*ss like she usually does cool

Miss you?? Nigga pls!
hey psycho, you are on the lose again
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 4:48pm On Oct 02, 2013
Lilimax: Anyone you choose to call me: Newbie or an oldie smiley
We are saying what we meant smiley.

So what do you drink? Drinks on me, it's my birthday.

Where's the barmaid? Barmaid: get this beautiful girlie anything she wants - drinks on me. cool

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