GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman


If you don't, you are not a man


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


If you don't, you are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp


If you don't, you do not understand


If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring


If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy


If you don't, you are a dull boy


If you are jealous, she says it's bad


If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her


If you don't, she thinks you do not like her


If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait


If she is late, she says that's a girl's way


If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"


If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"


If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold


If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage


If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics


If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting


If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


If you talk, she wants you to listen


If you listen, she wants you to talk


That's A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very funny!

Soooooooo true. well i have always known i am a complex creature

its been recycled over and over and over again!

[color=#990000]thank God you know,the question is why[[/[/b]color]b]

@poster
u said the thruth. Dont mind any woman that would dislike ur post

Hmmmm, Correct girl!!!!!!!!!!!! Give ursef a treat 4 me. I will c ya latr. Care 2 knw, am just dat complete creature. wanna try me?

lol,

e neva finish now

the list is endless,

You head the nail on the head, good post

luvly post gal but na true sha oh!

sistawoman:

You head the nail on the head, good post

@ sistawoman thanks i just read thru the post and i saw that it will be a good thread for my fellow nairalanders ladies jare that's y i posted it.

earthrealm:

lol,

e never finish now

the list is endless,

Yea the list is endless ohhhhhhhhhhhhh lol but lets still ponder on these ones first (lol)

Thats why I prefer to do things my own way. U like it , fine. U dont, oh well, shit happens. U prolly wont like the opposite of what I just did either. So why bother