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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:34pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
I Just Found Out A Mad Person Is My Friend On Facebook --------------- ------------ I was passing by the roadside just now returning from a friend's place, and saw a girl who is mad in a dustbin. The face looked familiar. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/i-just-found-out-mad-person-is-my.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:12pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
It Wasn't Her Handwriting --------------- ------------ My girlfriend called me this evening, It's over darling! What do you mean it's over, I shouted, if you want to dump me, come and tell me face to face. Baby what are you talking about? Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/it-wasnt-her-handwriting.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:05pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
See This Foolish Girl She Has Disgraced Our Family --------------- ------------ My younger sister who was about to go on her first date with her first ever boyfriend was been taught by my mother. He will try to kiss you, allow him, my mother said, He will try to cuddle you, allow him. He will try to lay you down and get on top of you, don't allow him. Why Mummy? Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/see-this-foolish-girl-she-has-disgraced.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bottombelle: 6:40am On Dec 05, 2014 |
NASA spaceship ready for test flight --------------- ------------ It looks like a throwback to the Apollo era, but NASA's new spaceship is roomier and designed to go far beyond the moon -- to an asteroid and eventually Mars. Orion is scheduled to lift off on its first test flight at 7:05 a.m. Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com.es/2014/12/nasa-spaceship-ready-for-test-flight.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bottombelle: 7:03am On Dec 05, 2014 |
OMG! solar-powered jacket by Tommy Hilfiger --------------- ------------ IS IT POSSIBLE TO WEAR SOLAR PANELS ON YOUR BACK AND BE FASHIONABLE AT THE SAME TIME? Tommy Hilfiger thinks so. The fashionista is selling a solar-powered jacket so that you can keep your phone charged ... assuming, of course, that the sun is shining. Yes, this for real. It costs Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com.es/2014/12/omg-solar-powered-jacket-by-tommy.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bottombelle: 7:21am On Dec 05, 2014 |
WE MET ON BBM by Jide & Vivian --------------- ------------ I had some annoyingly mad friends in school….Abraham and Oritshaewanomi… Pause, you probably know em as A_Cube and Shaw nowadays…*Shrugs* Funnily, we weren’t buddies in school, at least not like we soon became. We share few things in common; Craze, brains (When we wanna show it), and then errr… craziness. Oh that one again. So when A_ Cube sent me an invite to a bbm group, I needed no soothsayer to tell me Kiwi will be there, I went “Hell yeah”. Soccer group… urrg, well, why not? Joined and mingled (Piece of cake)…I got to know the other group members and their craziness in little time and then there were the ‘over-serious’ ones as expected. There was one in particular that was a good “game”. Being a group tagged “Soccer and Bants”, I couldn’t resist the latter part of the title; this particular girl made it too easy. Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/met-bbm-jide-vivian/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Aboabo: 7:40am On Dec 05, 2014 |
THE MAN IN THE BUS --------------- ------------ The driver revved the engine. Once. Twice. Then, pretended as if he was about moving off. It was all bluff. Drivers did it to prevent passengers already in the bus from getting too impatient and to make passengers yet to board to hurry up. The “conductor” screamed out stops on the route calling out to passengers to board. “Enter with your ‘change’ oo!!!” was a constant refrain in his calling out chorus. Passengers trickled in. It was not rush hour this Saturday evening and driver and conductor were in concerted agreement that they’d only move forward when the bus filled up. Two passengers had noted that they had already spent too much time at one spot with the second one advising the driver to move as the bus stood a better chance getting filled up in the junctions up the road. It fell on deaf ears. Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/man-bus/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 8:03am On Dec 05, 2014 |
AN ESCAPE FROM THE FRIEND ZONE Episode 6 --------------- ------------ Monday was the first day of the Valentine week. The magical date of 14th February was approaching and the atmosphere in the university campus was heightened with the valentine fever. Students were on the prowl searching for valentine dates. They flocked around looking for hookups. Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/escape-friend-zone-6/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:47am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Evil Comedian Episode 24 --------------- ------------ Perpetual was rushed into the delivery ward at the hospital, her baby was due. She pushed and pushed, Pastor Deliverance Deliverance and Ofego prayed for her outside. Madam please push, push, push like George Bush, the baby is too big, push. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/evil-comedian-episode-24.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:32am On Dec 05, 2014 |
And She Believed Me --------------- ------------ I came home this morning after a night out. Where have you been? Where did you sleep? My wife asked. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/and-she-believed-me.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:30pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
An Unexpected Reply From A Relationship Expert To An Heartbroken Woman --------------- ------------ She wrote, Dear Uncle Timi, I am a woman aged 29, I left my husband with our house girl and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home and my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back to get another car, when I got home I found my husband in bed with our house girl, Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/an-unexpected-reply-from-relationship.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 5:03pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:21pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Meet The Blind Man That Sees With His Nose --------------- ------------ A man who was blind came to a restaurant. The owner asked. Should I bring you the menu sir? I am blind. The man said. Just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it, and order. The owner who was confused brought the fork. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/meet-blind-man-that-sees-with-his-nose.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sundalito: 11:35pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes in the plane.meanwhilethere were 5 people on it. The 1st person was lionel Messi and he said: i'm the best footballer, I cant die now" so He took 1 parachute and left. The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said " i'm the richest man in Africa and i'm too young to die" so he took the 2nd parachute and left. The third was President Jonathan and he said :" i'm the smartest president in the world so I cant die nw,my people still needs me, so he took 1 and left. Then It was left with Pope John Paul and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl" take the last one, i'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that sir "there are two parachutes left. The pope asked her: how come? the little girl replied: Click here to continue reading jokes www.incrediblewap.cf/registration_site.xhtml?do_id=00&get-file=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by IamDavidJames(m): 11:43pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 12:34am On Dec 06, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bisikona: 6:50am On Dec 06, 2014 |
THE BLACK PRESIDENT --------------- ------------ The loud sound of my ringtone woke me up. I had forgotten to put my phone on silent mode before going to bed. I stretched out my hands to pick it while i took a quick glance at the tiny table clock lying on the head of the bed, it was 2am. Who could be calling me at such an ungodly hour? Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/black-president/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bisikona: 6:58am On Dec 06, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sundalito: 7:34am On Dec 06, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bisikona: 10:35am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Newly divorced Ghanaian woman exposes herself on camera to create jealousy in the heart of her Ex husband --------------- ------------ Newly divorced Ghanaian woman exposes herself on camera to create jealousy in the heart of her Ex husband. Read more: http://crownnewshour..com.es/2014/12/newly-divorced-ghanaian-woman-exposes.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:53am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Being Wicked On Weekends Episode 1 --------------- ------------ They are two friends, not best friends, they went to school together, did NYSC together, now they are looking for job together, and has gotten a job together. What they don't do? They don't go to toilet together. They don't share the same woman together. Their names are, Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/being-wicked-on-weekends-episode-1.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bisikona: 10:55am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Edo big boys flaunting with dollars at an event --------------- ------------ Choi! see blocks of dollars on the table waiting to be sprayed. Some Edo big boys had their Association's Day Out in Italy lately and what they did with dollars was incredible. Read more: http://crownnewshour..com.es/2014/12/edo-big-boys-flauting-with-dollars-at.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:20pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Is This What Fathers Now Lead Their Children Into? --------------- ------------ I caught a boy this morning stealing oranges from our orange tree. He had sneaked into the compound, climbed the tree to steal the oranges. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/is-this-what-fathers-now-lead-their.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:52pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
What Makes Guys Different From Girls --------------- ------------ When a girl calls her fellow girl on phone, she says, Hello Love! The girl replies, Hello babe, how are you today? I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot. She says. The girl says, me too. She says, I'm calling just to inform you that I'll pay you a visit this afternoon. Okay my dear, the girl says, it will be great fun having you here. I'll be expecting you sweetheart. After cutting the call, the girl says, So I am going to visit that prostitute again, Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/what-makes-guys-different-from-girls.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:51pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
See How Your Enemy Of Progress Operates --------------- ------------ On friday two of my students came late to class while I had started teaching. I asked them why they came late. The first one replied, Sir, I had a long dream that is why I came late. I said okay, and asked the second one, what about you? He replied, Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/see-how-your-enemy-of-progress-operates.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:11am On Dec 07, 2014 |
Being Wicked On Weekends Episode 2 --------------- ------------ Lovingtime, for that was the girl's name stopped exercising and ran into the house. She went to her elder sister in the kitchen with the feeling of happiness. Maryjane! Maryjane! Yes, Lovingtime, what is it? Maryjane asked. I saw him! I saw him! Lovingtime said. And I told him. You saw who? Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/being-wicked-on-weekends-episode-2.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:02pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
Lady Caught Sleeping In Church And Disgraced --------------- ------------ While in church today a lady dozed off during the preaching when the pastor decided to change the topic. Suddenly, the lady snapped out of her slumber and jumped to her feet. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/lady-caught-sleeping-in-church-and.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Darrenn: 3:30pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
M.I talks about his love life in a recent interview with Encomium Magazine --------------- ------------ Undisputed rapper and CEO of Loppy Music, Jude Abaga, famously known as MI in his recent interview with Encomium Magazine... Let’s talk about your love life. Why is MI not married? MI doesn't have a love life, not to talk of getting married. Most time people interview MI and MI has no relationship. However, Jude is very private, he’s not a public figure, and I am sure you’re not interested whether he gets married or not, because he’s not MI. We’re interested in Jude getting married. When will that be? Unfortunately, Jude is not here (smiles). You’re interviewing MI and MI is not going to get married. Read more: http://crownnewshour..com/2014/12/mi-talks-about-his-love-life-in-recent.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:02pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
How Could She Do This To Me --------------- ------------ The Reverend father in my Community was getting tired of hearing us confess of adultery every time so, he told us to adopt saying, we have "fallen", and not go into details, as he would understand. Some weeks later, he was transferred and a new Reverend father from a parish in another town was transferred to our own. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/how-could-she-do-this-to-me.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:22pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
The Power Of Money --------------- ------------ My wife and I were quarrelling this evening. In anger, I said to her, Pack your things and. At that moment, her phone rang. I paused for her to receive the call. It was her dad, my In-Law. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/the-power-of-money.html?m=1 |
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