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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 7:20pm On May 10, 2017
Two years old Marvelous, is the funniest kid on YouTube right now
watch his new comedy short film featuring his beautiful sisters cheesy grin

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by dy27(m): 4:23pm On May 11, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6DImRk71o grin
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:31am On May 12, 2017
My friend kept disturbing me to watch a movie he acted. I finally did and saw him with hand fan blowing the Igwe from part 1 to 8.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:01am On May 13, 2017
Teacher: Name one animal that lives in water? Ofego: Frog. Teacher: Add three more. Ofego: His father, mother and sister.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by djsalvation122(m): 5:15pm On May 13, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:03pm On May 13, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:14am On May 14, 2017
Pastor Eaten By Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus Follow This Link To Read >>>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/05/pastor-eaten-by-crocodiles-while-trying.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:58am On May 15, 2017
I Get Inspiration From Staring At Girls Bum Bum - Timaya

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:51pm On May 15, 2017
Man Says Jesus Committed Suicide
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:35am On May 16, 2017
Woman With HIV Hides It From Her Boyfriend Before Getting Married To Him
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:40am On May 17, 2017
Jim Iyke Set To Teach His Sisters A Lesson For Spending Time Watching Zee World
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:53am On May 18, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:38pm On May 18, 2017
During an English lesson, the teacher instructed his students to write a composition. Question: Assume you are in a war, write a story on your experience? Lazy Ofego did not write anything and was just sitting idle. The teacher was puzzled! He walked to Ofego's desk and asked him why he was not doing the exercise. Ofego replied, "I was killed immediately at the beginning of the war.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:38am On May 19, 2017
I remember once when my Dad gave me
money to pay for the electricity
bill but instead I bought a raffle ticket for a
brand new car.
When I got home, I explained to my Dad what I did and he beat the hell out of me.
But the next day, when my Dad woke up and
opened the door, outside
my house was a brand new car.
We all cried especially me, because the
car was from the electricity company, they
were there to cut off the electricity, my Dad beat the hell out of me again.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by descrisom(m): 7:33am On May 19, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by djkellyu(m): 9:00pm On May 19, 2017
It's Looking A Sin. Now lets watch this comedy to know.. comment below, after watching


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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:45pm On May 20, 2017
1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time. Now go back to doing what you were doing before you saw this my post.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:26am On May 23, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Mcjoyce: 4:08pm On May 25, 2017
HHAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by samcarlos: 7:01pm On May 26, 2017
njuwo:
A pastor added me on facebook and I innocently accepted. Two minutes later his msg came in:. Pastor: how are you? Me: am fine my daddy. Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Me: (no reply) Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Me: (no reply) Pastor: are you there? Me: yes my daddy Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings. Me: ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name. pastor: make God forgive ur mouth
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:45am On May 28, 2017
Nemesis pursuing a thief >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/05/buy-phone.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:21am On May 29, 2017
This one will off you >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/05/reach.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:32am On May 30, 2017
He used his friend's WAEC Certificate to pack shit >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/05/original-waec-certificate.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Pengician(m): 12:27pm On May 30, 2017
njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

I dey smile.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:41pm On May 30, 2017
The guy went to watch cult boys fighting >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/05/cult-boys.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:58am On May 31, 2017
Just when you thought it was just water that was mistakenly poured on you >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/05/just-my.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by procky(f): 7:57pm On May 31, 2017
Watch the most Hilarious new comedy short film by two years old Funny actor. He is soo funny.. grin grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBMLtAhZb8I&client=mv-google&gl=NG&hl=en
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:50pm On May 31, 2017
How village people react to heartbreak >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/05/heartbreak.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Oluwajayboi: 11:09pm On May 31, 2017
Guys u need to watch dis funny videohttps://youtu.be/BZTbMOuselk
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Oluwajayboi: 11:12pm On May 31, 2017
Guy u need to watch dis funny video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZTbMOuselk

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