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Two Women In Heaven by Mamajama(m): 6:29pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda 2nd woman: Hi! My name is Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching tv. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both Still be alive. |
Re: Two Women In Heaven by kene20(m): 8:08pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
I guess wanda was having an affair with sylvia's husband, |
Re: Two Women In Heaven by popsonj(m): 11:18pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
lol lol lol lol!!!! |
Re: Two Women In Heaven by cescky(m): 12:03am On Jun 13, 2008 |
hehe |
Re: Two Women In Heaven by alukstea(m): 2:01am On Jun 13, 2008 |
This Joke is so Cute wow i liked it so Much Mamajama: guy your Joke was Immense really so funny Sylvia must have died first but the Husband was Cruel he didnt even check to help wanda off lol guy Thumbs up |
Re: Two Women In Heaven by segunpc(m): 8:56am On Jun 13, 2008 |
@ poster u try. |
Re: Two Women In Heaven by clemcykul(f): 9:09am On Jun 13, 2008 |
hmmmmmm |
Re: Two Women In Heaven by nj11(f): 9:13am On Jun 13, 2008 |
Not too bad. |
Re: Two Women In Heaven by olulu(m): 9:35am On Jun 13, 2008 |
oldie joke |
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