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Akpos The Driver by donsmall94(m): 8:09am On Aug 30, 2013 |
There was this day i was driving my Oga's bus from Ozoro to Lagos. I had a sticker at the back of the bus which said; HE WILL GIVE HIS ANGELS CHARGE OVER ME. By the time i got to Warri, i was driving at a high speed of 135km/hr. My passengers cautioned me and i simply responded; Una no dey see the sign wey dey back of my bus, angels dey on guard. I got to Benin on a very high speed of 185km/hr. By this time my passengers got wary and decided to come down. They got down and i continued the journey to Lagos alone. I said to myself; Faithless people, them no believe angels dey on guard, upon say them see the sticker there. On getting to Ore, i was comfortably cruising at a very very high speed of 215km/hr when i heard people shouting inside the bus; Abeg Akpos, drop us o, we no dey go again. Shocked, i looked around and said; Shebi i don drop all my passengers for Benin. Which people come dey talk?. The people shouted; Akpos drop us o, na we be the angels wey dey on guard, this one don become suicide mission, we no dey go again o!. 4 Likes |
Re: Akpos The Driver by Nobody: 9:17am On Aug 30, 2013 |
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Re: Akpos The Driver by MCKULQ(m): 11:41am On Aug 30, 2013 |
Re: Akpos The Driver by Sall(m): 4:52pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
U no go kill person with laff |
Re: Akpos The Driver by Nobody: 6:28pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Angels sef go fear speed now |
Re: Akpos The Driver by Shylity: 12:23pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Lolzzz...so funi,nice one |
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