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Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:20pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
1.If every morning after waking up,ur folks give you a hug and a kiss b/4 sendingyou off 2 school,u re Ajebota.But if u get a slap for nt kneeling down or prostrating properly,you re definitely an Ajepaki. 2.If as a young girl,b/4u even dare step outside ur house,u puton a pair of jeans and a matching top with a pair of sneakers,you qualify to be called an Ajebota.But if u repeatedly and nonchalantly simply tie a wrapper around ur chest in d morning,slip into a pair of bathroomslippers,with 'pako'(chewing stick)in one corner of ur mouthand head to Mama Sule's store 2 buy three cubes of Maggi and onion,your pakiness is of a high level. 3.If ur folks,through anexclusive country club,introduced u 2 a variety of sports like cricket,polo,lawn tennis,swimming,taekwondo,hockey etc,you can beclassified as Ajebota.But if cars repeatedly avoid hitting you while playing either 'ten-ten','sunway' or 'set',bare-footed on d streets,u re a serious Ajepaki 4.If ur clothes re bought abroad n u always wear d 'latest brand name(e.g.Puma,Nike,Adidas n maybe Fubu)thatmakes everybody wonder...u might b an Ajebota.But if u specialise in 'Boskona' pricing and u re knownby d majority of d 'Nna'boys located in strategic spots within Dugbe,Balogun,Mushin etc.,u must b strongly ''En Pakkiated''. 5.If u are driven 2 skulin d morning and picked up by a driver after school...u might qualify as an Ajebota.But if u hold the world record 4 boarding a moving popular Lagos ''MOLUE''through any opening:doors,windowsetc,u re a PAKI ORIGINAL. 6.If u re familiar and current with the latest things in vogue,you qualify as an Ajebota.But,if d very first time u saw a pair of NIKE trainers u wondered why d bearer had 2 paint sumYoruba girl's name on it,old boy...PAKI-ism has scattered ur head!!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by Nobody: 8:36pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Okay |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by ashile(m): 7:53am On Aug 31, 2013 |
U try |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:20pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
ashile: U tryThanks |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by yame014: 4:42pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
Thumbs up for u |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by hernars(m): 5:01pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
how does this change d fact that man utd lost d match! |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by pri3stess(f): 9:03pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
hernars: how does this change d fact that man utd lost d match!The joke can console you. |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:10am On Sep 02, 2013 |
pri3stess: |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by helphelp: 12:58pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
k |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by Nobody: 1:02am On Sep 03, 2013 |
hernars: how does this change d fact that man utd lost d match!hehehe! Sorie oo |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by tpiander: 11:51pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
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Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by wheelly(m): 12:05am On Sep 05, 2015 |
veyi veyi funny |
Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by tpiander: 12:09am On Sep 05, 2015 |
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Re: Ajebota Vs Ajepaki by wajab(m): 3:06pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
i dont know why some pipu(sadists)derive pleasure in antagonising others. If u cant make pipu laff,why not just read the posts and bounce. @MrTAnonymous; i dey feel u joor,make who no like ur post go hug TRANSFORMER |
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