I went with a friend to visit a very
rich family. The maid approaches
me and...here comes trouble:
Maid: What would you like to take? Fruit
juice,soda, tea,
chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino,
or coffee?
Me: Tea, please. Maid: Ceylon tea,
Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea,
honey bush tea, iced tea,or green tea? Me:
Ceylon tea, please.
Maid: How would you like it? Black
or white?
Me: White.
Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Me: Milk. Maid: Goat milk or cow milk?
Me: With cow milk, please.
Maid: Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?
Me: Umm...I think I'll take the
freeze land cow. Maid: Would you like it
with
sweetener, sugar, or honey?
Me: With sugar.
Maid: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
Me: Cane sugar.
Maid: White, brown or yellow? Me: Please
forget about the tea.
Just give me a glass of water
instead.
Maid: Mineral water, tap water or
distilled water?
Me: Mineral water. Maid: Flavoured or non-
flavoured?
Me: Infact, get me an empty glass.
Maid: Tumbler, wine glass, goblet,
champagne flute, or beer mug?
Me: Please I think I'll just swallow
my spit.

lols, too much varieties!
Think i read this in a comic book, still sounds fresh n hilarious