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The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by jaguda(m): 11:02am On Jun 01, 2006
A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a
Flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a
House of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered
it,
she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it".

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the

Girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He
said,
"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making
love
with Amber, THAT'S the girl I want".

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the
Cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
Madam,
and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a

baby-sitter.

After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the

Dose that I just caught.

When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose.


Then when Dad gets home Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes
to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and
catch the clap, and HE'S the b***ard I want to get , coz
he ran over my FROG!"
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by beyunce(f): 11:11am On Jun 01, 2006
hahahahahhaha. very funny.
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by oxsam88(m): 11:20am On Jun 01, 2006
NA WA O, BECAUSE OF ONE PERSON, 3 PEOPLE GO SUFFER. WELL ALL OF THEM ARE ALL CHEATS
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by micklplus(m): 11:41am On Jun 01, 2006
All that wahala for just one?
That boy don kolo !
nice one
cheers cheesy
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by spikelord(m): 12:30am On Jun 03, 2006
The boy might be Little Johnny you know
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by senisho(m): 3:12pm On Jun 03, 2006
cheesy Hilarious cheesy
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by donjon: 3:12pm On Apr 08, 2009
Magnificent
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:16pm On Apr 08, 2009
whre person wey guity dey suffer,d innocent sef go folow sufer
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:17pm On Apr 08, 2009
owe lo pa
awww poor froggie & lytle jaguda
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:19pm On Apr 08, 2009
@poster
2 finger in the air
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:20pm On Apr 08, 2009
u wan shoot
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:21pm On Apr 08, 2009
fanx all
omo iya banke u be gunner?
i prefer d 2 fingas in d hair
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:23pm On Apr 08, 2009
gunner for where
i be red devil for life
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by elowa: 3:24pm On Apr 08, 2009
u re welcome, shooters for life
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:27pm On Apr 08, 2009
oh shola i don 4get say na una liverpool wan dash liver


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Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:28pm On Apr 08, 2009
get well soon
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:29pm On Apr 08, 2009
i know
everybody dey show him logo now
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:31pm On Apr 08, 2009
u self fly ur color
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:32pm On Apr 08, 2009
he is colourles
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:35pm On Apr 08, 2009
United for life
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:37pm On Apr 08, 2009
y u dey murmur abi ur team dey shame u
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2009
dey ar getin dere
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2009
yes now
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by jaguda(m): 3:49pm On Apr 08, 2009
sholabanke:

@poster
2 finger in the air

Thank u. it only tells us dat our kids are not dat ignorant anymore. i wouldn't want to be dat kid's fada.
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 4:11pm On Apr 08, 2009
Jesus christ jaguda is still in existence
come u requested for notification of reply since 2006 eiyah i am so proud of ur faithfullness, loyalty & boldness
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 4:13pm On Apr 08, 2009
thats good
copy that from him
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 4:15pm On Apr 08, 2009
i no fit at all
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 4:16pm On Apr 08, 2009
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by jaguda(m): 10:54am On Apr 14, 2009
romade:

Jesus christ jaguda is still in existence
come u requested for notification of reply since 2006 eiyah i am so proud of ur faithfullness, loyalty & boldness



wetin i do u? i still dey around. thank u for resurrecting this joke, tnx.
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 11:01am On Apr 14, 2009
u doesnt does nuttin to moi
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 11:05am On Apr 14, 2009
what?
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 11:09am On Apr 14, 2009
water

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