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| Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by kaybee(m): 11:38am On Jun 01, 2006 |
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? There go the lights again, "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and this guy's got two of' em. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. What's this doing here? That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change, This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. What do you mean "You want a divorce"! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by micklplus(m): 11:48am On Jun 01, 2006 |
God forbid bad thing ! if any of the above is uttered during surgery, the patient is definately as good as dead ! imagine the surgeon saying" oh no, i just lost my rolex" during operation? Haba ! Thank God na Joke sha, Nice joke for real Cheers  |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by Falciparum(m): 7:30pm On Jun 01, 2006 |
THIS IS SO SOSOSO funny i could help it i laughed out so hard its GOOD |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by hotangel2(f): 12:09am On Jun 02, 2006 |
NICE ONE!!! The rolex one got me rolling. Same as, wat do u mean he wasn't in for a sex change. lol |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by babadee(m): 5:50pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
very nice. |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by spikelord(m): 1:06am On Jun 03, 2006 |
Hehe, |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by Rhodalyn(f): 1:07am On Jun 03, 2006 |
hehehe  |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by senisho(m): 2:25pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
Nice jokes |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by mukina2: 2:29pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
FuNnY |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by dabby(f): 5:55pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
ha ha ha ha can u imagine a doctor going stop that thing from beating its affecting my concentration during surgery. |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by dm(m): 7:48pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
Nice, Just unimaginable  |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by greedie1(f): 7:55pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
Cool, |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by bighead1(m): 12:09am On Dec 20, 2010 |
men the fire part is very very bad |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by jokingmary(m): 8:57pm On Dec 20, 2010 |
kaybee: Oh boy this is serious Thank goodness its a joke  |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by eldav(m): 9:22pm On Dec 20, 2010 |
Fear dn catch am already |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by snthesis(m): 9:38pm On Dec 20, 2010 |
Lol |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by Ladyrsky46: 9:51pm On Dec 20, 2010 |
Chai! Thank God for Jokes. |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by nanidee(f): 10:46pm On Dec 20, 2010 |
Lol, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Rotflmao |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by StudioCFR(m): 10:57pm On Dec 20, 2010 |
bre.a.st pumping mechine *No Ofiences* |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by KDK(m): 11:23pm On Dec 20, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Things U Don't Want 2 Hear During Surgery by StudioCFR(m): 12:00am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Whats the laughter for? Dont u know bre.a.st is common dis days? |
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