An old married couple is traveling by car.
Being
seniors, after almost eleven hours on the
road, they
were too tired to continue and decided to
take a
room. But, they only planned to sleep for four
hours
and then get back on the road.
When they checked out four hours later, the
desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know
why the charge is so high. He told the clerk
although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly
aren't worth
$350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells
him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. He
insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to him, and then
explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized
pool and a huge conference centre that were
available for us to use.
"But we didn't use them," the husband said.
"Well, they are here, and you could have,"
explained the Manager.
The Manager went on to explain that the
couple could also have taken in one of the
shows for which the hotel is famous. "We
have the best entertainers from New York ,
Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the
Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the
husband said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the
Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager
mentioned, the husband replied, "But we
didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the
husband gave up and agreed to pay. As he
didn't have the check book, he asked his wife
to write the check. She did and gave it to the
Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at
the check. "But ma'am, this is made out for
only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for
sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could
have."
**2*An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I
don't think my wife's hearing is as good as
it used to be. What should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out
for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen
doing dishes, stand 15 feet behind her and
ask her a question. If she doesn't respond
keep moving closer, asking the question
until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife
preparing dinner. He stands 15 feet behind
her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" No
response. He moves to 10 feet behind her
and asks again -- no response. Five feet, no
answer.
Finally, he stands directly behind her and
asks, "Honey, what's for supper?"
She says, "For the fourth time, I SAID
CHICKEN!"

Ohhhh what a smart move made by the lady....
Too good.

Mehn ℓ luv dat woman