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Religous Boy by drealnoni(f): 1:10pm On Jun 01, 2006
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
Re: Religous Boy by dafizee: 1:42pm On Jun 01, 2006
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
Very funny! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Religous Boy by spikelord(m): 12:26am On Jun 03, 2006
Heard it before but still funny.
Re: Religous Boy by Ogisosoft(m): 5:19pm On Jun 05, 2006
that is good grin
Re: Religous Boy by dm(m): 7:51pm On Jun 05, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled
Re: Religous Boy by toygod2: 10:19pm On Jul 07, 2012
opened-secret
Re: Religous Boy by Lagusta(m): 5:22pm On Jul 08, 2012
Cover do blow...... When the wind blows, we see the kitty of a chick!

9ce joke sha
Re: Religous Boy by bashydemy(m): 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2012
hahah kasala don burst i swear the man no go fit talk for that place oo

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