1)'I am a man of god'= I
retail heaven for a living.
Don't judge my morals. I
am only a middleman.
2)‘I am a banker’= I took
several loans to buy all
the cool stuff I own. So
what?
3)‘I am a musician’= I have
a perfectly legitimate
reason for all this
marijuana I am smoking.
4)‘I am an On Air
Personality (OAP)’= Don’t
judge my painfully
ridiculous attempts at
sounding like an African
American. Most people
can’t tell the difference.
Plus it pays the bills.
5)‘I am born again’= I have
stopped sinning
aimlessly. I now sin with
a purpose.
6)'I am a policeman'=
Everybody hates me.
7)I am a soldier=i hate everybody
'I am a mechanic'= We
both know I am screwing
you. But you'll be back.
9)'I am a blogger'= Bleep
truth, Bleep balance, Bleep
copyright. Long live
scandal and rumour and
hits.
10)‘I am a lawyer'= I look for
plots of land or houses to
sell. In my spare time, I
register companies. And
go to court.

Err.. am i suppose to laugh?