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Reasons To ZIP UP And Avoid Unwanted Pregnancy.. by GodsSon5(m): 2:44pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
U need reasons to zip up and avoid unwanted pregnancy in this present Naija? Now let me give u REASONS; -Registration for ante-natal is now #5000 or above. -Baby care is about #20,000. -Then u gotta start the great xpectations of the babe.u ll need a special room now...get bed spread,baby cot, etc. Cost is #100,000...Una never even born o. -Safe delivery in a good hospital in case na private o I'll cost at least #20,000 or above. -Naming Ceremony I'll cost (average o...call d.j,rent canopy,settle alfa or ya pastor and people go chop...em dats #100,000. -now d baby go begin chop. SMA gold is #2000 (na Manage be dat one o) -baby diaper per month #2,500 per month...if na baby wey no too dey urinate o. -Now,Ya mother in law go come,ur wife go chop and u too go do fine boy! how much u dey earn? Abeg give yaself brain and ZIP Up. |
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