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Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by dont8(m): 8:26am On Sep 08, 2013 |
I find this interesting and funny because we can all relate with this trait in children as if an adult has told them what to say (sometimes it can be embarassing to the person involved ). You get something like, are you sure you didn't tell your child to say this to me? I got a lot, but can't come up with any except this one that stucked to my brain by my niece like 15 years ago; she was always told by her mum not to play on the sand, ''se engine lo nfo aso yen'' (do you think it's an engine that washes the the cloth). Years later, she had a kid sister, when the sister started growing and playing with sand too; my niece ran outside and called her mum to come and see ''engine lo nfo aso'' (come and see engine is washing cloth), can't forget the kain laff we laughed, the way she said it and the look on everybody's face was epic |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by Nobody: 7:59pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
I was passing by a house one day and a little girl of about 4yrs was talking to an old woman. She said 'Grandma, you are a small girl'. The Grandma said 'Ahh, Baba e ni small boy (it is your father that is a small boy). Everybody that passed was just smiling.... Kids are so sinless. |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by ayobase(m): 9:45pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
I remember my younger one trying to tell someone to allow mum rest by saying, "let her rest in peace" 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by frostbyte: 8:21am On Sep 09, 2013 |
While watching the movie ...King Kong ,a little girl said something like .....the giant gorilla, king Kong belonged to the white lady offered to him as sacrifice. |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by dont8(m): 6:41am On Sep 12, 2013 |
LOL! ayobase: I remember my younger one trying to tell someone to allow mum rest by saying, "let her rest in peace" |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by Nobody: 6:57am On Sep 12, 2013 |
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Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by dont8(m): 7:05am On Sep 12, 2013 |
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Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by dont8(m): 7:13am On Sep 12, 2013 |
I no fit shout, children! chaircover: My daughter questioning me on why there is no comma in the bible in Genesis 1 verse 1 where it says "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth." |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by Nobody: 7:29am On Sep 12, 2013 |
Yes kids can be funny and very intelligent too. Used to visit my cous who has a toddler sometimes. Anytime I'm not in their house and d son kind of miss me, he will stand b4 d telly crying. Aunty come and carry me, come and feed me. Probably cos of my color, any gal he sees inside telly must his aunty. And mistakenly if I surface, he will be beating his chest that he told me to come and I appeared! Children! |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by dont8(m): 7:33am On Sep 12, 2013 |
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Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by dont8(m): 6:03am On Sep 14, 2013 |
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Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by LordReed(m): 12:56pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
OK dont8 you went from cuddly cute to alien weird, why did you have to spoil such a fun thread? |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by Nobody: 1:30pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by Nobody: 1:33pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Lord_Reed: OK dont8 you went from cuddly cute to alien weird, why did you have to spoil such a fun thread? @Topic : Mummy shake your bum. |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by LordReed(m): 2:27pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
jidegirl12: LMAO! My niece put her hand under her Mum's chin to turn her head to look at her and said "Don't say no to me Mummy." LoL! |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by critique101(f): 6:43pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
dont8: 11. I don't know if this is "funny" or not, but when my son was two he started asking me "you fucking with me?" He said it like he was De Niro. I would kinda' flip out on him, telling him not to say that. I couldn't figure out where he learned it. Fast forward to Thanksgiving dinner, with my entire family, and my wife's entire family, in attendance. Right as dinner started he asked my wife's grandma' "you fucking with me?" Holy shit, the whole place fell apart, with everybody raising their voice at my little two year old who had no idea what he was doing wrong. Of course, everyone figured he learned it from TractorGeek. Swell. Fast forward a few more weeks and he finally is able to annunciate: "Play football with me?" He's six now. I can't wait until he's old enough to hear this story. |
Re: Funny Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent by dont8(m): 7:10pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
I'll edit it right away, thanks for the observation. Lord_Reed: OK dont8 you went from cuddly cute to alien weird, why did you have to spoil such a fun thread? |
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