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Marriage Counselling From A Technical View Point..lwkmd! by hilary26(m): 10:36am On Sep 11, 2013
Installing Husband - A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0..

In addition, Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
__________________________

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DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

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Re: Marriage Counselling From A Technical View Point..lwkmd! by hilary26(m): 10:37am On Sep 11, 2013
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Re: Marriage Counselling From A Technical View Point..lwkmd! by DesChyko1(m): 10:39am On Sep 11, 2013
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Re: Marriage Counselling From A Technical View Point..lwkmd! by Tuntheycr7: 11:08am On Sep 11, 2013
The woman shud bcareful 2run too much apps on husband 1.0 because of spyware called girlfriend 5.0 can automatically installed hersef.
N.B Husband 1.0 is now a scare comodity in d market

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