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Funny Misconceptions About Nigeria, By Nigerians! by korexdodo(m): 8:28pm On Sep 11, 2013
Every northern man na mallam
Every Yoruba man na "shakara", them no fit fight.
Every trader na ibo
Every fair chic na ibo
Every Yoruba person dirty
Every house girl na akwa ibom
Every begger na hausa
Every polititian don hammer
Every day NEPA must seize light
Every area boy from Warri
Every Lagosian must understand Yoruba
Every Niger delta man na millitant
Every Ibo man like money.
Every Landlord wicked
Every ashewo from Edo state
Every Akwa Ibom girl sabi ....
Every person wey die, na somebody kill am
Every person wey get monney must "BLESS"
Every person wey buy car must "WASH" am
Every wedding is free for all to attend
Every short man wicked
Every mother in law wicked
Every man dey cheat on him wife/girlfreind
Every police man dey take bribe.
I try, Please add some more that I missed.

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Re: Funny Misconceptions About Nigeria, By Nigerians! by Allohrandy(m): 10:49pm On Sep 11, 2013
Every Suya-man na Hausa
Every shoemaker na Hausa
All Nigerians living abroad are rich
Re: Funny Misconceptions About Nigeria, By Nigerians! by gsainttrinity(m): 10:53pm On Sep 11, 2013
every Northern state na boko haram state.
everywhere na Dustin.
Re: Funny Misconceptions About Nigeria, By Nigerians! by pappy4real(m): 6:39am On Sep 12, 2013
some points are just damn right and cant be argued 'Every polititian don hammer
Every day NEPA must seize light Every police man dey take bribe.

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