Mesmerize:

Kilode? mi gbudo post ni? abi, am I stalking you too?
Eyin eyan, eje fimi sile! Iyami o dimi mon ile, talo fe dimi sibi kan?
Holy ghost fire ni ma fi kpa yin o

na everywhere wey u go wey them dey wait for u

wa gba mi loga leni iwo omode yi

ki lon she e na

abi ofe ki n fi ata suya pa ini idodo ni ( do u want me to rub suya pepper on your bellybutton!)

j-girl:


What are we pricing?
Let's iron out details first then you can show your love.
Where is the money coming to?

send your bank details to yahooboy@yahoo.com, i'll get it across to you. so j-girl where are you because i want to take up the employment seriously, i need a new job

Mesmerize:

Kilode? mi gbudo post ni? abi, am I stalking you too?
Eyin eyan, eje fimi sile! Iyami o dimi mon ile, talo fe dimi sibi kan?
Holy ghost fire ni ma fi kpa yin o

you're my sister you know and hmmm so you've started attending the fire for fire ministry abi??

Method-Man:

na everywhere wey u go wey them dey wait for u

wa gba mi loga leni iwo omode yi

ki lon she e na

abi ofe ki n fi ata suya pa ini idodo ni ( do u want me to rub suya pepper on your bellybutton!)

Mesmerize:

Kilode? mi gbudo post ni? abi, am I stalking you too?
Eyin eyan, eje fimi sile! Iyami o dimi mon ile, talo fe dimi sibi kan?
Holy ghost fire ni ma fi kpa yin o

u go argue wella o, coupled with those indrect accusative prayers  

dreeldee:

send your bank details to yahooboy@yahoo.com, i'll get it across to you. so j-girl where are you because i want to take up the employment seriously, i need a new job

You do?
Well usually I'm in Sodom and Gomorrah (guess where) but now I'm in my motherland.

Method-Man:

na everywhere wey u go wey them dey wait for u

wa gba mi loga leni iwo omode yi

ki lon she e na

abi ofe ki n fi ata suya pa ini idodo ni ( do u want me to rub suya pepper on your bellybutton!)

lmao! am not even going to respond about the suya thing, go and read my respond on the other thread. oniranu buruku

Yesssssssss oooo, they are waiting for me, let them continue to wait na. . .them go pay for what is not on sale

hahahhahaha, who's my oga? remember, I am the hunter, not the prey!


@dreeldee
yes na, remember, me and you attended the fire ministry yest.
Holy ghost fire, fire follow me, and by the name of pentecost, fire follow me
omo, I dey sing that everytime I long onto Nairaland, I no want them to mess up me name o or take me pischur to babalawo I rebuke it!!

lysaa:


u go argue wella o, coupled with those indrect accusative prayers

lmao!! indirect ke? egba mi o. . .it's directed to all Nairaland members!
I am the Child of the Lord and he does not play with his children. Amen!

we argue about him being right all the time and wanting me to do things his way, which is really annoying. he wants to know how i spend my money (i have never asked him for money even though we are married) but i never ask him how he spends his money.

Extra rounds of sex

hardknocks:

Extra rounds of sex

i like that

who took the last bag of plantain chips

I av 2 many admirers n they snt me luv messages n dat causes a lot of argument. He thinks i wud soon dump him. Of course which I'll do cos he's really causing me a hell of headache. I can't kill mysef or make mysef immune 2 guys outside him as long as i'm still beautiful n sexy.

who opened the last maltina

When i was with my EX we argued about

1] SEX because i was practically going to kill him

2] The side of the Bed to sleep

3] My Temperament

Anoda thing is he eats fast and I'm a slow eater. I avoid eating wth him wen we are 2geda n he doesn't like it. But if I try it i will starve like mad cos b4 I eat 2 spoons he has already takn 10 spoons. So u c y we argue a lot.

j-girl:

You do?
Well usually I'm in Sodom and Gomorrah (guess where) but now I'm in my motherland.

hmmm Isreal

@NUBIANQ

Tell me sumffin!!

Its like we kinda have sumffin in common

Me and my girl argue over almost every thing, from fashion to sports to grammar jsut name, and then who stays on top during the act

dreeldee:


hmmm Isreal

No the same country as you are in

@topic
How good their first names sound so good next to my last name
Sometimes, who loves who more . . . they always win 

@j-girl
If you talk ehn

eldee:

@topic
How good their first names sound so good next to my last name
Sometimes, who loves who more . . . they always win

@j-girl
If you talk ehn

Hating how jealous you are but loving how much you want me all to yourself.
If I make him feel as good as he makes me feel
Eldee - do me a favour and skip this

j-girl:

Hating how jealous you are but loving how much you want me all to yourself.
If I make him feel as good as he makes me feel
Eldee - do me a favour and skip this

We argue bout how I waste all the ink in the new pen trying to write out everything I love bout her
About how I count all the things I love bout her, then lose count in the middle, then start all over again . . .
When I celebrate our one month anniversaries, even though they ain't really anniversaries, but just to make her happy . . .

J-girl . . . now, you do me the favour and leave this

eldee:

We argue bout how I waste all the ink in the new pen trying to write out everything I love bout her
About how I count all the things I love bout her, then lose count in the middle, then start all over again . . .
When I celebrate our one month anniversaries, even though they ain't really anniversaries, but just to make her happy . . .

J-girl . . . now, you do me the favour and leave this

We argue about
Just like in high school, I wanna spend hours on the phone not saying Sh*t.
About I wanna talk to him till I lose my breath and he leaves me breathless but with expanding my lungs, I inhale all of him back into me
About how he should change his cell phone calling plan to something that allows me to talk to him longer because in all honesty, i wanna avoid all dem high cell phone bills. . . . . .

eldee. . . . . . please let it end here.

I just knew I would find Rev. and Sister, so-and-so here ,

@topic
We argue about who loves each other the most, then we make up and argue some more, isnt that LOVE?

everyfing lke hus betta at sumtime than who
and den makeup kinda sweet tho
coz w neva wana give give nd allow it

@Chat2mebac
Rev and sister? Hehehe . . . You meant Mr and Mrs?

eldee:

@Chat2mebac
Rev and sister? Hehehe . . . You meant Mr and Mrs?

Hmmmmmmm . . . . . . .~~~~~~~Le Chac is watching from a distance.~~~~~

@ topic,

We argue about $$$$$$$$$$.

hardknocks:

@NUBIANQ

Tell me sumffin!!

Its like we kind of have sumffin in common

We do

I remember, somewhere in my silly imagination, coming across a man and wife arguing about whoose boobs the baby will feed on.

CH3COO:

I remember, somewhere in my silly imagination, coming across a man and wife arguing about whoose boobs the baby will feed on.

rotflmao!!
dude, you're funny jare. . maybe I might change beauty's mind

j-girl:

No the same country as you are in

J baby what's up, sorry i had to reply late, was busy all day. i'm in Iraq _{with the alqaeeda} so are u there too, if so where exactly

Mesmerize:

rotflmao!!
dude, you're funny jare. . maybe I might change beauty's mind

I beg o do am quick.

CH3COO:

I beg o do am quick.

for where u dey dream u better vamoosee before i move you