pc guru:

it's his personal choice, what's your own stress? why are you taking panadol for someone's headache

. Go join him in a party . Douchebag.

Masonkz

But then he is not available

You can keep crushing though

Lucasbalo: . Go join him in a party . Douchebag.

Maybe i might, fool oh wait that,s an insult to foolish people,

Na wa o. Imagine someone making a thread about me.

This is serious, or maybe I'll pretend that you're serious. Hehe

For some weird reason, I don't know how to respond to crushes

At least you're still choosing between the two, when you're done choosing, let me know. Lol

Hi Pc Guru

uniqueval:

your Jesus dey use eyeliner,wax eyebrow,use blush for cheeks,na wa oh

If this is how Jesus is,tell me why I shouldn't be gay.

Hezron Lorraine: your Jesus dey use eyeliner,wax eyebrow,use blush for cheeks,na wa oh

If this is how Jesus is,tell me why I shouldn't be gay.

_

I would bow down and worship him. I would literally slather his feet with my tongue.

SimonAndal: [b]
As some of you know, I'm crushing on Masonkz. But then I'm also crushing on Rod Daily (a gay pörñ star). This post is me trying trying to make an informed choice between the two.

MASONKZ:

Pro:
1. He is sexy. I mean very sexy. He has this oriental look to him. Ryan Reynolds has nothing on him.

2. He is a graduate. I like educated men.

3. He is into dark-skinned blokes. I'm a bit dark-skinned.

4. He likes Tyson-Gay-esque butts. I have a bubble-butt (or so I've been told).

5. He is closer. We're in the same country, ergo a higher chance of hooking up.

6. I've actually spoken with him. He's not just some out-of-reach fantasy.

7. His voice, the times we spoke, gave me butterflies. That's a good thing, right?


Cons:
1. He seems to be in a complicated relationship (at least that's what he told me).

2. I don't know if he'll like me.

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ROD DAILY:

Pro:
1 - 5. He's a pörñstar!

6. I've seen him naked and he is GORGEOUS!

7. He is very handsome, a cross between Brad Pitt and Vin Diesel.

8. His bûtt...his bûtt is angelic! I have dreams of burying my face in them.

9. He is caucasian. I have a weakness for caucasians.

10. He is older. I'm into older guys.


Cons:
1. He is in another continent

2. He has thousands of love-struck fans in his country alone and so might not notice one from Buddha-knows-where Nigeria.

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So, dear NLers, whom do I choose?
[/b]

#faints

LakunleOlogunro: Masonkz definitey. Ermmm... I thought Rod was HIV postive??

Prove me wrong biko

I said u were gay yet u denied. Isnt this more obvious.

Jst found out abt d king of trolls abt 15mins ago.
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