If u are married to a chelshit fan, I pity u this nite. Sorry na ur Last name.

eaglechild: Arsenal goes on top

For a while....

Pos Club P GD Pts
1 Arsenal 4 3 9
2 Spurs 4 3 9
3 Liverpool 3 3 9
4 Man City 4 5 7
5 Man Utd 4 4 7

Where is Chelsea?
Oops sorry







6 Chelsea 4 2 7
7 Stoke 4 1 7
8 Newcastle 4 -2 7
9 Everton 4 1 6
10 Cardiff 4 -1 5
11 West Ham 3 1 4
12 Southampton 3 0 4
13 Fulham 4 -2 4
14 Norwich 4 -2 4
15 Hull 4 -3 4
16 Aston Villa 4 -1 3
17 Crystal Palace 4 -2 3
18 Swansea 3 -2 3
19 West Brom 4 -3 2
20 Sunderland 4 -5 1

The excitement surrounding the return of Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho is depleting faster than the Ozone layer.

which one u want make i loan u giroud or ramsey mind u those guys dey score goals compare to ur eto'o

mumu chelsea lost ! I am so happy !!

jose. welcome to the new EPL

All these bad luck started after dy played 4-6-0 agnst Man United .....it ws bayern at first nw Everton....Mourinho pls send *2 gallon of palmwine
3 red horse
7 green cocks. and
4 alligator head .....to David Moyes 4 appeasement rites #teAm United#

@saintchukz oga its faster and not fasting.. chelsea haters CFC for lyf

What a wonderful gift you've got, let's keep it a secret because of Chelsea fans ( they might want to kidnap you)

xynerise:
Its a gift bro

The moment wey d Morino dey loan out our own moses, i know say den don finish. Den no kno say na d guy wey carry their grace be dat. If den meet Liverpool sef, moses go score against them and den go lose. Too much pride 4 chelsea and their fans. I pity una anyway.

xynerise: Na the over-hyped Eto'o be this abi na his clone?

dey hype the guy like say na double messi dem carry come. Mourinho no go fit fok toto dis weekend

Chelsea were unlucky today
Fair play to Everton

If by any chance you happen to be a Nigerian and an chelsea fan with an MTN line, you must be the biggest liar on earth to claim you are happy right now... Lol

#1-stunner:
@saintchukz oga its faster and not fasting.. chelsea haters CFC for lyf

Yea...babeyyy i was choked with excitement when i made that typo... Oops...sorry about your team's loss though.

Haahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

LMAO

Is it me or are my senses deceiving me?

Why do I always feel this special, raw, unbridled, unsolicited, graceful, beautiful, JOY and HAPPINESS birthed from the inner sanctum and highest echelon of my innermost being whenever CHELSHIT looses?

I've tried to fathom the source of this eternal happines and has come to the concluison that it's natural to feel that way when a mediocre team like CHELSHIT with black hearts, wearing black ugly jerseys sewn from the blackest pit of hell LOOSES

Special one my sexy black azz


If una like make una buy etochukwu and oluwadrogba again, NO SPOON much more of CUP for una

iykofias: What happens to great strikers when they join
Chelsea?

It should be, what happens to a player after joinin chelshit? Ans- they always say good bye to your carrer.

Well its a bad day 4 chelsea.

Saint Chukz: The excitement surrounding the return of Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho is depleting faster than the Ozone layer.

u mean global warning rite

the_ripper3: I see Chelshit fans trebmling . Martinez go teach una ball today.

it has come to pass

Saint Chukz: The excitement surrounding the return of Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho is depleting faster than the Ozone layer.

hahahahahahahahaha

chelsea fans,how market today?

Smooyis: The moment wey d Morino dey loan out our own moses, i know say den don finish. Den no kno say na d guy wey carry their grace be dat. If den meet Liverpool sef, moses go score against them and den go lose. Too much pride 4 chelsea and their fans. I pity una anyway.

sorry but Moses can't play against chelsea because he's on loan and as such not eligible to play.

Chelsea just lost.....#DANCING SKELEWU.

demelza: Haters go nack your head for wall. It seems Chelsea's loss always give you guys a hard-õn. How Pathetic. Its too gaddem early to brag.
This season is our season.
We will carry the UEFA Champions League.
We will win the Priemiership.
We have the Special and Only One on out team.
We are the Royal ones with Blue blood.
We wont listen to the taunts of commoners.
If the thing pain una too much, go jump inside lagoon.
No Chelsea, No Football!
The Sky is Always Blue!!
Up Chelsea!!!

mumu

all the chelsea fans don run away make una sorry ehn biko next week will be beta

demelza: Haters go nack your head for wall. It seems Chelsea's loss always give you guys a hard-õn. How Pathetic. Its too gaddem early to brag.
This season is our season.
We will carry the UEFA Champions League.
We will win the Priemiership.
We have the Special and Only One on our team.
We are the Royal ones with Blue blood.
We wont listen to the taunts of commoners.
If the thing pain una too much, go jump inside lagoon.
No Chelsea, No Football!
The Sky is Always Blue!!
Up Chelsea!!!

u Nid rest

ochongonoko: Haahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

LMAO

Is it me or are my senses deceiving me?

Why do I always feel this special, raw, unbridled, unsolicited, graceful, beautiful, JOY and HAPPINESS birthed from the inner sanctum and highest echelon of my innermost being whenever CHELSHIT looses?

I've tried to fathom the source of this eternal happines and has come to the concluison that it's natural to feel that way when a mediocre team like CHELSHIT with black hearts, wearing black ugly jerseys sewn from the blackest pit of hell LOOSES

Special one my sexy black azz


If una like make una buy etochukwu and oluwadrogba again, NO SPOON much more of CUP for una

gbam,seconded

Youngtekkey: all the chelsea fans don run away make una sorry ehn biko next week will be beta

for where?next week would be worsTER

demelza: Haters go nack your head for wall. It seems Chelsea's loss always give you guys a hard-õn. How Pathetic. Its too gaddem early to brag.
This season is our season.
We will carry the UEFA Champions League.
We will win the Priemiership.
We have the Special and Only One on our team.
We are the Royal ones with Blue blood.
We wont listen to the taunts of commoners.
If the thing pain una too much, go jump inside lagoon.
No Chelsea, No Football!
The Sky is Always Blue!!
Up Chelsea!!!

lolzz see my teeth outside u must be talking from the 19th century chelsea ko musu ni

chelsea fans port to man utd text I8CHELSEA to 33833 sms cost 1400