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Customer Care In 2020 by alsheex(m): 12:09pm On Jun 19, 2008 |
CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your, " Customer: "Heloo, can I order, " Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh, , hold, , on, 88986135610 2049998-45 -54610" Operator: "OK, you're, Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza, " Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?, What do you recommend then?" Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up, Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.9! 9" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?" Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you' ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle, ." Customer: " What!" Operator: "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,, registra tion number 1123, " Customer: " ?" Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing.! , by the way, aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic, , " Customer: #$$^%&$@$% Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman, ?" Customer: Faints, |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by isiimobhio(f): 1:53pm On Jun 19, 2008 |
kinda funny. but since the customer is livin in dat era he shld no dat dey av all dis info abt him. |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by bibs(f): 4:45pm On Jun 19, 2008 |
na wa o! onigbese dem don die! |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by Abbygyal(f): 11:04pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by tEsLim(m): 12:29am On Jun 22, 2008 |
First time of using the technology and he was the beta-tester customer |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by ayinba1(f): 3:19am On Jun 22, 2008 |
Funny one |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by ituen(m): 8:30am On Jun 23, 2008 |
o boy!!! only the statistics go make me forget the pizza |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by naijababe2(f): 10:09am On Jun 23, 2008 |
Funny. i hope that doesn't happen in 2020. anything can happen! |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by naijababe2(f): 10:11am On Jun 23, 2008 |
Funny. i hope that doesn't happen in 2020. anything can happen! |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by jaymobb(m): 10:40am On Jun 23, 2008 |
why u come dey fear abi u don commit |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by naijababe2(f): 10:55am On Jun 23, 2008 |
My brother, i no dey fear O!, but d thing wer i dey fear past na d recharge card i go burn on just that customer care! ow many hours? |
Re: Customer Care In 2020 by olulu(m): 1:21pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
;d ;d ;d |
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