Swedish compnay introduces coffin wit an
in-built soundsytem to play for d dead.
3speakers wit 750GB Harddisk.
$30,000(=N=4,932,000)
While it costs about $30,000, it’s
probably the last music system that the
dearly departed would ever need.
The CataCoffin features a three-speaker
Catacombo sound system that might not
be loud enough to wake the dead, but it’s
still worth trying.
This high-tech solution for those who
(let’s be honest) won’t really
appreciate it involves putting a 2.5Ghz
Intel core processor within the so-called
CataTomb tombstone. It includes an
upgradable music server with a 4G
connection that wirelessly delivers the
tunes to the CataCoffin six feet under,
while a 7-inch display on the tombstone
notes what song is currently being
played down below.
The sound system includes a couple of
two-way front speakers with 4-inch
midbass drivers and even an 8-inch sub
bass element for bass so low, its
subterranean. Might as well crank it up;
we don’t think there will be any
complaints from the neighbors.
The CataPlay application provides a link
from Spotify to allows users – living
users that is family of the dead– to keep
the play list up to
date.
What’s next? An eternal ATM machine
inside a coffin or a Forex trade monitor for
d dead to monitor his assets on earth

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