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Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:33pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Coming soon-Trust me,you are gonna enjoy it;its gonna be better than the last one... |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:53pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
Hullo all NL BUBBLEBRAINS,2014 is approaching,I'm back to give you hilarious jokes,all you need to do is sit down and stay tuned. |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by fuckfuckman(m): 8:07am On Sep 27, 2013 |
Where,s seniourman |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:15pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
fuckfuckman: Where,s seniourmanAsk PEJ! |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:18pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
Let get it started!!! A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside. The Boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?.” His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.” The Taxi driver turned around and said; “Why don’t you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money.” The Boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy is that true?” His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied; “Yes.!!” After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?.” She replied; “Most of them become Taxi drivers. |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:23pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!".({}) I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms ...NA GOD SAVE ME O! |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:26pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
One day,a sailor was travling with a lecturer and the following conversation ensued: LECTURER: Sailor do you know Ecology? SAILOR: No LECTURER: What about Zoology? SAILOR: No LECTURER: what of Biology? SAILOR: I don't know. LECTURER: (irritated)Whaton Earth do you know this man your going to die in ignorance. Two hours later the boat started to sink and the lecturer got scared then the sailor asked do you know swimminology? LECTURER: No SAILOR: What about Escapology from the Riverolog? LECTURER: No SAILOR: Today, the Crocodiology is going to consume your Headology beacause of your bad Mouthology. |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:27pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
A girl invited her boyfriend (Akpos) over for dinner in her house so he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily, so the girl's mother said;"Akpos, i think you should sleep over here because the rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon" After eating, the mom went to the toilet and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates. When the girl and her mother returned to the sitting room, Akpos was not there, they checked all over the house and did not find him. As they were wondering what happened to him, he walked back into the house, wet and soaked with a plastic bag. Girl's mother: Where were you and why are you so wet? Akpos: I went home to get my pyjamas. |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:31pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
Three men rushed their wives to hospital for delivery, shortly a nurse came out and asked “who is Femi dt works wt 3 crowns? Femi answerd, nd d nurse replied “congrats, ur wife gave birth to 3 babies”. Sheentered, came out and asked who is Bayo that works with 7up? Bayo answered and the nurse replied “Congratz your wife delivered 7 babies” before the nurse could go back to the labour room, the 3rd man Akpos ran away because he works with 3'3 Export beers. |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:33pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
WHICH SMS CAN MAKE UR DAY FANTASTIC 1). Congratulations, you have won $20,000 2). Hey babe, just wanted to say 'I love you' 3). Come fetch your money, sorry about the delay. Or u want me to bring it? 4). Come over now, I want you!!!! 5). Please call me 6). You have been admitted into university of your choice 7). Did you here that monday is now a public holiday? . I have a crush on you 9). I am pregnant n its urz..... 10). Congratulation,your wife just gave birth 11). Others specify?? |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by bunmioguns(m): 6:55pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by larride(m): 9:42pm On Sep 27, 2013 |
I'm very disappointed You should be deported to westgate mall in kenya for 3weeks |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:28pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
~~~ haterz at work . . . Anyway,Bunmi,where have you been |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:30pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted:'Get up quickly my husband is here!!!' The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts himself and then realized, ''Damn,I am the husband!!!''. Who's guilty? |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:32pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Yoruba people shout over the phone, Igbo people lie over the phone and Hausa People always call wrong numbers" WHY |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:33pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
MEN 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. 4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always try theirluck with others. 6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them. 7. Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others. COMMENT "TRUE" IF I'M RIGHT. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by bunmioguns(m): 9:19pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: nw dis one crack me up i av been among d civilian jtf catching boko haram in Borno...is dt nt gud? |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:13pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
At dinner, Akpor was forced to lead the family into prayer... AKPORS : But i don't know how to pray Dad : Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc Akpors : - "Dear Lord" he started "Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who uses mom's room when daddy is at work! |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:44am On Oct 11, 2013 |
bunmioguns:Please just sign me ur will... *coughs* |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:51am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Finally ASUU calls off strike after 3months of deliberation,..FG finally agrees to pay the 1.2trillion naira demanded by ASUU and earn allowance of 9billion naira,but said all payment would be made before the ending of November,..president of the Academic staff union of University has summoned all lecturers to return back to their jobs and urged all students to resume classes after which; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Abeg wake up joor |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:59am On Oct 11, 2013 |
WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry. HUSBAND: Yes, and? WIFE: How come you don't do it anymore? HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman giving worms to the fish after catching it? One word please. |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:08am On Oct 12, 2013 |
A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle. KID: My new bicycle has been stolen. POLICE: When did u notice? KID: This morning POLICE: Do you have a suspect? KID: Yes,my mum and dad. POLICE: why do u suspect them? KID: yesterday at midnight i heard mum say make it stand well so I can sit on it very well ' 'and dad said ''climb up fast before it falls . and mum said ''push slowly slowly don't hurt me....... POLICE: hahaha o boy na senior bicycle be that oo |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:19am On Oct 12, 2013 |
[b]Fifa 2014 is so real dat: -Nigerian players dance Etigi after scoring -No matter d formation u use with chelsea,it will automatically change to 9-0-1 -All u need to do when using Spain or barca is press pass,they do d rest demselves -Ibrahimovic's nose always keeps him offside -No matter what u do,u can never score with Mikel obi -Drogba always score against arsenal,even if a rookie handles Chelsea -If u use Spain and attempt to shoot 4rm 18yards,it doesn't work -Tevez refuses to come on as a sub -If u win champions league with arsenal a message will come up writing “WHAT A JOKE" -D pass button becomes ineffective whenever sturridge is on d ball -Messi doesn't score against Chelsea no matter what -If u win EPL with Liverpool the screen will automatically change to black and white -If u bid for a player for around £16 million or more with arsenal f.c it wil be game over -If you're managing new castle in manager mode,computer automatically bid for french players for you[/b] |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:28am On Nov 09, 2013 |
An old farmer wrote 2 his son in prison. Dis year I wont b able 2 plant potatoes cos I can't dig the field, I knw if u wer here u would help me. D son wrote back, Dad, dont even think of diggin d field cos dat's where I buried d money I stole. The Police read d letter & d next day d whole field was dug by police lookin 4 d money but nothin was found. D following day the son wrote again, Now plant ur potatoes, Dad..It's the best I can do frm here...! 1 Like |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:30am On Nov 09, 2013 |
Akpors fell into a well and was screaming for help. His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help: AKPORS: How much did you buy the rope? EKAETTE: NGN 1000. AKPORS(Still inside the well about to drown, shouted): What! Return it now now, goto papa Ochuko at the fourth street he sells it for NGN 250. Hurry up before I die here oh! |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:36am On Nov 09, 2013 |
Akpos was disturbing the peace of the neighborhood. He was shoutingangrilyto his boy who he left in charge to take care of his pharmaceutical store while he was away. A policeman passing by Akpos's shop got interested & decided to find out the problem Policeman: Wats going on here? Akpos: How? Policeman: The noise from your shop is too much, wetin happen? Akpos: I'm sorry officer, it's this stupid boy Policeman: What did he do? Akpos: I was away when they suppliednew drugs & the drugs were expired & this idiot accepted them Policeman: What?!!! So where are the drugs? Akpos: Oga,I don sell am!!! |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:40am On Nov 09, 2013 |
What is p!ss? When U take a 9hr jorney 2 c a guy U met online n on getting there, his phone is switchd off! U r p!ssED! After trying his line several hrs n still off, U felt U should check into a hotel; On gettin there, U discoverd ur wallet containing all ur money has been stolen. U r SO p!ssED! U dropped ur bag @ d reception, ran 2 a nearby bank 2 withdraw with your atm card. On getting there, ATM traps ur card. Angrily, U went straight into d bank 2 complain n they tell U 2 come 4 ur card in a week time. Honestly U r h3ll p!ssED! On ur way back 2 the hotel with absolute rage, U received an alert; 50k has been deducted frm ur account some minutes ago. om9! U r BADLY p!ssED! Stil lost in rage, U got 2 dhotel only to find out ur bag is no more. U asked d receptionist he points 2 an inscription on d notice board which reads "bags kept @ owners risk". Ooh what a pity! U r d*mn p!ssED! In d bid 2 make trouble, he calls d security 2 lock U up. oh! Who will bail U now? U r p!ssED! INFACT, U DON p!ss 4 BODY! |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:46am On Nov 09, 2013 |
[b]A Chinese Call center: . Caller: h3llo, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes you can speak to me.. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I am Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent! Operator: I know you are someone and you want to speak to anyone. But what's the urgent matter about? Caller: Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to hospital. Right now, Every Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name. Operator: That's what I said. I am Saw Ree... Caller: Oh...God..![/b] |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:50am On Nov 09, 2013 |
Messi: Hey Cris, I scored 91 goals in a year! Cr7: So? Messi: What do you mean by SO?? Cr7: Did you score against Chelsea? Messi: NO Cr7: Bayern? Messi: NO Cr7: Man City? Messi: NO Cr7: Dortmund? Messi: NO Cr7: How many goals did you score in El Clasicos? Messi: 4 Hahahaha and you? Cr7: 7 Messi: wt*? How?? Cr7: I scored 3 important goals in Euro 2012. In comparison how many you score in Copa America? Messi: O Cr7: Now? Messi: I give up! I need a hug from Xavi&Iniesta |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:35pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
A woman once complained to her doc. I can't get my husband to hav s*x with me anymore.So the doc. gave her a liquid drug to add to his husband's drink.So d first nite,she added 4 drops,so she enjoyed dat nite,d 2nd day,she added 8drops,and dat nite was really wonderful.On d 3rd day,she decided 2 add all d liquid drug into her husband's drink 4 a splendid nite. But on the 2nd day,it was their son who appeared in d doc.'s room shouting; doc. what hav u done 2 my dad-mum is dead,my sister is pregnant,our maid is pregnant,my butt is aching and he keeps singing;kitty-kitty,i want more #laff it out# |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:24pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
An ugly woman (Bance is better than her) walks into a store with her two kids, yelling at them. John, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins? The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no, they are not. One is 9 yrs old & the other is 7 yrs old. Why dah hell would you think they are twins, are you blind, or stupid?" John replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would sleep with you twice!!" |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:40pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Wife: U r smelling woman's perfume where did u get it? Hubby: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi. Wife: What abt d lipstick on your mouth? Hubby: Oho that one I got it from Amai Julie whom I was congratulating for passing her exam. Wife:What about the used condoms in your pocket? Hubby:Hey leave me alone don't ask me silly questions. I want 2 sleep Wife: Crying. This is not fair coz me when I use them I don't bring them home. Hubby: Waking up angry. Wat did u say? Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep |
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