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How To Sell Your Assets Fast!!! by Nobody: 1:58pm On Sep 16, 2013
Ok,you heard me right.If you can't sell your heavily pricey house or investments,call me.
You can also find customers or clients for me and make big money.
First,let me introduce myself.I'm Eti Umoren,but my nairaland username is Michael Jackson.jnr.....lots and lots of people have been calling,talking to me,negotiating and getting their problems solved when I get involved in the venture of solving their business problems.
Sometimes,people ask what profession I'm in and I tell them that I don't know.I just solve problems.....big problems.
If I can't solve it,I could get someone who can,but I just make sure the problem get solved.So,I'm in a profession of solving many financial related problems.
And I like solving the ones with high stakes.
Last year,I helped a rich man get rid of a N56m debt,he ran away with my commission.So,now I make formal agreements before I make a deal.
I have raised big money(I won't mention)for a firm that consults banks.
These are problems I solve...
1.Big Capital raising.
2.Business consulting
3.Property resale....100m+(You need quick cash for the sale of your investments at discounts...i help)
4.Discount Asset Buyer(you partner with me,I help you buy property or any 'assets' for 40%+ discount.)
5.Offshore agency(you want to move Big Money abroad with secrecy...I call someone that helps)
6.Fund management.....
7.Fund management agency(you want be to choose the best of the bests manager for you,I help because I'm not the best.
I'm not even a licensed fund manager.
8.Business Solution & Bankruptcy...You have problems in your business and investments,you call.
9.Bankrupcy manager.....
10.Automobile resale...... luxury cars can be bought n sold on very flexible terms to get pressing problems solved.
11.Financial advisory.....I'm not a licensed financial advisor,I don't give conventional advice.I'm not the best,but I read from the best financial advisors,you can gain a compendium of their insights through me......It cost me years to learn from them.I can pick their brains in an hour talk with me....pricesadnegotiable).
12.If you want to buy property abroad(London,Tokyo,New York,Paris,e.t.c,call me.
13.You want to big political office,and you need a political consultant,call.
Any other problem you have that involves a larger stake,let me know.
If you can find people,organisations or businesses with these problems,talk to them,show them this offer,if they agree,let me know.
Let them be absolutely interested before you call.
So,let's start talking
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Re: How To Sell Your Assets Fast!!! by jking001(m): 12:31pm On Nov 02, 2013
Loan shark...
Re: How To Sell Your Assets Fast!!! by jackson44(m): 7:59am On Nov 06, 2013
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