sista-jay:

Is that a fact naija guys can't french kiss? I know my man is a good kisser.

whitelexi:

Naija guys cannot french kiss Ohhhh Gideon! Which kain okpaks some peeps dey yarn sef?
We wey french kiss pass oyibo sef

superstan:

they are just taking the piss.

nigerian men are the h-bomb.

onyinye2:

what is the naija kiss again?? you kiss then feed each other rice and stew?? i mean seriously what is it?

Hannibal:

Get a Naija guy to date and he should teach u the nitty-grittyz of a Naija kiss.

onyinye2:

Whatever, such kiss probably don't even exist. if it does, May God help the poor soul you will experience it.

blissfulr:

If your arm is comfortably reposed across the girl's shoulders and "all's right with the world" then your next step is to flatter her in some way. All women like to be flattered. They like to be told they are beautiful even when the mirror throws the lie back into their ugly faces.

blissfulr:

Hi, ladies in the house. I think we’ve have yabbed our men enough. It’s high time we started teaching them how to FRENCH KISS.

To all men out there, I’m sure you appreciate my kind gesture. No blabbing. I’ll go straight to the point: Step 1: Seating Position

The first thing you should do when you approach your woman is to arrange it so that she is seated against the arm of the sofa while you sit at her side.

In this way, she cannot edge away from you when you become serious in your attentions. This done, on some pretext or another, such as a gallant attempt to adjust the cushions behind her, manage to insinuate your arm, first around the back of the sofa and then, gradually, around her shoulders.

If she flinches, don't worry. If she flinches and makes an outcry, don’t worry. If she flinches, makes an outcry and tries to get up from the sofa, don’t worry. Hold her gently but firmly, and allay her fears with kind, reassuring words.

Step 2: Flatter Her

If your arm is comfortably reposed across the girl's shoulders and "all's right with the world" then your next step is to flatter her in some way. All women like to be flattered. They like to be told they are beautiful even when the mirror throws the lie back into their ugly faces.

"Take a Deep Sniff of the Perfume in Her Hair and Comment on It"

Tell her she is beautiful! Then, take a deep sniff of the perfume in her hair and comment on it. Tell her that the odor is like "heady wine." Tell her that her hair smells like a garden of roses. Tell her anything, but be sure to tell her something complimentary. This done, it is only a natural thing for you to do to, desire to sink your nose deeper into her hair so that you can get the full benefit of its bouquet.

Step 3: The Techniques of Kissing

The moment you feel the tip of your nose touch her scalp, purse your lips and kiss her, the while you inhale a deep breath of air that is sweet-smelling with the wonderful odor of her hair. It is then but a few inches to her ear. Touch the rim of her ear with your lips in a sort of brushing motion. Breathe gently into the delicate shell. Some women react passionately to this subtle act. Brush past her ear in this way again and note her reaction. If she draws her head away, return to her hair and sniff luxuriously of it. Then, settle back to her ear, the while you murmur "sweet, airy nothings" into it. From the ear to her neck is but another few inches. Let your lips traverse this distance quickly and then dart into the nape and, with your lips well pursed, nip the skin there, using the same gentleness as would a cat lifting her precious kittens.

Then, with a series of little nips, bring your lips around from the nape of her neck to the curving, swerve of her jaw, close to the ear. Gently kiss the lobe of her ear. But be sure, to return to the tender softness of her jaw. From then on, the way should be clear to you. Cuddle your lips along the soft area until you reach the comer of her lips. You will know when this happens because, suddenly, you will feel a strange stiffening of 'her shoulders under your arm.

Alright. You have subtly kissed the corner of her mouth. Don't hesitate. Push on further to more pleasurable spots. Ahead of you lies that which had been promised in your dreams, the tender, luscious lips of the girl you love. But don't sit idly by and watch them quivering.

Act!

Lift your lips away slightly; center them so that when you make contact there will be a perfect union. Notice, only momentarily, the picture of her teeth in her lips. And, then, bring your lips down firmly onto the lips of the girl who is quivering in your arms.

Kiss her!

Kiss her as though, at that moment, nothing else exists in the world.
Kiss her as though your entire life is wrapped up into the period of the kiss.
Kiss her as though there is nothing else that you would rather be doing.
Kiss her!

But don't stop at this.
Surely, there is more to your tongue than merely its tip. Probe further. Go deeper. Gently caress each other's tongues. For, in doing this, you are merging your souls. That is why this kiss was called the "soul" kiss by the French who were said to be the first people to have perfected it.

This is where I drop my golden pen. Catch yah!

Learn:
HOW TO AVOID LETTING-DOWN IN KISSING SESSIOON
Ø How to Have Overpowering, Overwhelming Surge of Emotion Kissing (Such As You Have Never Before Experienced)
Ø How to Send Shivers Of Joy Coursing Up And Down a Man's Spine Using Kiss
Ø How to Kiss Any Lady without Missing
Ø How Flattering Can Make You Kiss Any Lady
Ø The Techniques of Kissing
Ø Why You Should Not Close Your Eyes While Kissing
Ø How to Kiss Girls with Different Sizes of Mouths
Ø How to Kiss Girls with Broad and Generous Lips
Ø How to Die Kissing
Ø How To Make the Blood In Your Lover's Veins Rush Furiously Into His/Her Entire System While Kissing.
Ø How to Enjoy the Thrills of Kissing
Ø How to Put Variety into Your Kisses
Ø The French "Soul" Kiss
Ø The Vacuum Kiss
Ø How to Vacuum Kiss
Ø How to Bite Kiss
Ø How to Kiss With Your Eyelids, Eye-Brows, Cheek, Chin, Hands and Fingers
Ø The "Spiritual" Kiss
Ø The "Pain" Kiss
Ø The "Nip" Kiss
Ø The Dancing Kiss
Ø The Surprise Kiss
Ø For Kiss to Be Enjoyed the Man Has To Be Taller Than the Woman
Ø Preparing For the Kiss
Ø Different Kinds of Kisses
Ø Approved Methods of Kissing
Etc

For Further details:
Email: blissfulrelationship@yahoo.com
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Iyke440:

Heard Quickygirl is a dude harassing a young lass resident in the eastern part of naija by posting the innocent lass phone online. Quicky's actual number is 08023389899 and he is male.

badblood13:

o boy you have just 7 posts, or did you register another id just to post? you toast am and e no gree abi??