texanomaly:
I like him. He makes me laugh.

Alfa Seltzer: May the love of Satan, his spirit of destruction and knowledge, be with and abide in you all who see this message now and forever more.

nnofaith: furay's foray into the satanist den ends in humiliation!

furay: you're nothing but a goat!!

texanomaly:
Umm...isn't "love of Satan and spirit of destruction an oxymoron?

Alfa Seltzer:

No it isn't.

For Satan so loved us that He gave us the wisdom to destroy in order to build better. Mankind had and will always advance through destruction.

Read this thread by my alter ego: https://www.nairaland.com/1172370/satan-ministry-destruction-disobedience-way

texanomaly:

This does not surprise me at all. It goes right along with your master's plan. You are definitely a good follower.

Alfa Seltzer:

Join us.

texanomaly:
Sorry. Not a chance in hell. (Couldn't resist that one)

How are you this fine day Alfa?

Alfa Seltzer:

You sound afraid of us. Don't be. We are harmless. I want to invite you to our next retreat in December when we celebrate the birth of the nazarene. Contrary to popular beliefs, he was a gift to us.

I am very fine thank you. Satan saw me through the rough night and made me breathe again this morning. His works are marvelous.

Alfa Seltzer: As I lay my head to bed, I pray Satan's aura protect me from the evils of the godly.

Alfa Seltzer: “The real satanist is not quite so easily recognized as such”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible

texanomaly:
Ummm...

Everyone knows you are.

RationalDude: I was just like @Furay the first time I saw a post by Muskeeto. Attacking aimlessly because my beliefs were being threatened. It's normal; the initial surprise and then the rage that follows. @Furay, just calm down, these guys are just having fun.

RationalDude: So, @alfa, do you absolutely, totally and wholeheartedly believe in the existence of Satan?

Alfa Seltzer:

What type of question is this?

RationalDude: a ''yes or no'' question

RationalDude: a ''yes or no'' question

striktlymi:

There is a reason why the "polite" is in inverted commas. Anyways, I was expecting you to be a bit more like LB who throw direct insults but yours is quite different.

Alfa Seltzer:

yes

Alfa Seltzer:

no

Pastor Olu T: This is the reason I dont complain despite all I am going through;

I read an account of someone that was taken to Heaven and Hell. One of the accounts of the journey to Hell was, he saw a man in Hell being punished and his scream seem to be louder than the others. He was going with Jesus and the man was pleading to return to the earth just for one minute. So Jesus turned and ask him why he wants to go back to the earth just for one minute. He said he would give anything just to return to the earth just for one minute to repent and die so he won't come to this place, he said he dont even care if he is the most wretched, miserable or poorest person on earth.

So this got me thinking daily and guide my thoughts no matter what I am going through never to complain;

for I know that the suffering of this present world is not worthy to be compared with the glory that shall later be revealed in me Romans 8:18.

Stay blessed and remain rapturable

RationalDude:


Confused much?

Alfa Seltzer:

Somebody wandered into the wrong room.
Wait let me get the nurse to take you back.

Pastor Olu T:

lol

Why didnt u welcome me as the others?

Alfa Seltzer:

Because you have the corrupting aura of the nazarene around you.