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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 2:08pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:Yeah, he is in charge of the "get-beat-up-cos-you-are-a-sissy" department. He had better go get some military training from Michael. I bet the Nigerian army would also have defeated him and his sissy foot soldiers in combat. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by tuagbo: 2:13pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
From this day onward,i accept Satan the Lord of Darkness as my one,true master.Afterall,if you look closely at all the happenings in the world today,you'll realize Satan ALWAYS wins.I'm all for the winning team.Satan my master,please accept my wretched,miserable soul as yours here on earth and in Hell thereafter...AVE SATANA!!! 3 Likes |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Judas2013: 2:13pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
RationalDude: If I was Yahweh, I would probably be preparing Alfa's special torture chamber in the hottest part of hell duh! Of course it is I do not think anyone is interested in banning you. You are allowed to express your ignorance,our duty is to enlighten you. Remember the same thing happened to Adam an Eve. Yahweh lied to them,Satan exposed him ![]() |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by tuagbo: 2:13pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
RationalDude: If I was Yahweh, I would probably be preparing Alfa's special torture chamber in the hottest part of hell duh! Of course it is |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by tuagbo: 2:20pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
From this day onward,i accept Satan the Lord of Darkness as my one,true master.Afterall,if you look closely at all the happenings in the world today,you'll realize Satan ALWAYS wins.I'm all for the winning team.Satan my master,please accept my wretched,miserable soul as yours here on earth and in Hell hereafter...AVE SATANA!!! 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 2:22pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:Smiling indulgently...smh...bless your heart. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by ajaoabeey(m): 2:28pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
but this not how satan look like now or is this how he look like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Judas2013: 2:30pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
The bible is Yahweh's side of the story,and we already know it is full of lies,murder,murder,murder,empty threats and empty promises. We need to hear Satan's side of the story. We all know that cowards do bear false witness. So far so good, yahweh inspired a book that enslaved,manipulated,destroyed the human mind. The only part of Satan was to free Man by making sure they do not remain lab rats in the bible. What If yahweh lied about hell? As we could see,jesus cried " father father,why have you forsaken me?" Do you think he give a FUCCK about christians? I guess not. On their die bed they will all know the truth. If jesus had known he would have turned those stones into bread ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 2:30pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: Your thread, your rules. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Judas2013: 2:32pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Satan= freedom of speech ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Judas2013: 3:13pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
The planet we are is Hell fire! Yahweh's intention is to keep us here. My take is yahweh alone wasnt involved in making the human body. It is absurd to think a less intelligent being like him would anyway. Yahweh ("God" ![]() The original story of YHWEH and satan is from Enlil and Enkhi EN-LIL, the ruler of the earth, had contempt for the early humans. His brother, EN-KI, the conductor of the genesis program and hence our true creator, wanted to instill us with a sense of freedom, and he did this behind his brother's back. The humans affected by ENKI's modifications were given the sexual drive to enjoy themselves sexually whenever they liked, to break the monotony of their slave work. These humans could be spotted by their arousal and thus tried to hide their bodies but this still gave them away so they were thrown out of the bio-agricultural complex by ENLIL. ENKI helped them learn to survive in the wild... However, this story was hidden when ENKI's first son, MARDUK, with help from rebels of the empire, took over the earth and became the sun-god RA, and thus indoctrinated everyone to believe he was the creator of everything. Read the Terra Papers to find out more http://www.scribd.com/doc/16267603/T...rt-Morning-Sky |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:23pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Ray McBlue: So tell me, Alfa, your lord and master Lucifer and the Christian god Yahweh, which one do you think would win in a fair arm wrestling bout? One of them looks gay. Long haired sissy crier. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Judas2013: 3:25pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
According to christian satan is a black man and jesus is white. That says it all! I did rather adore my fellow black ![]() |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RayMcBlue(m): 3:26pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: Are you implying that Lucy frowned upon homosexuals as well? |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:29pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Ray McBlue: He like them. But Jizz-Us, rather doesn't which begs the question, why is he trying to be like them? |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RayMcBlue(m): 3:32pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: Hmmn...you may have a point there, in fact a deep one. Maybe J-man is gay... |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:34pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Ray McBlue: The sings are there, if you look closer. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RayMcBlue(m): 3:36pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: You mean the perpetual long hair and effeminate flowing gowns he favoured? Yeah...you may be right. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:37pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Ray McBlue: Plus being surrounded by men all the time. Telling them he will make them "fishers of men". |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 3:40pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Judas2013:O.K our duty is to enlighten you.O.K Remember the same thing happened to Adam an Eve. Yahweh lied to them,Satan exposed himTechnically, he didn't lie since they still died. Lucifer von Satanus gave them half-truth You do not need to pray or pay tithe,just be yourself.But I must communicate na! If a woman walks past you,pls feel free to turn around and check out her ass. It is not a sin unlike yahweh told you.Get thee behind me satan........ Um....... On a second note.......... Stand in front of me where i can clearly see you so that you don't try anything funny behind me. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RayMcBlue(m): 3:42pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: OMG!! You are so on point!! But that is so true! So J-man really was gay!? ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:44pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
RationalDude: You still wondering why Jizz-Us wanted Satan behind him. I guess he likes them big and Peter had a small one. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:45pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Ray McBlue: He was telling them that correct path is the narrow path. Then he told Thomas to put his finger inside his holes. The signs are there. Many. Sounds too gay. 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RayMcBlue(m): 3:47pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: Say no more, sire, I'm convinced!! |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 3:48pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Ray McBlue:No one can have a babe like Mary Magdalene and still be gay. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 3:49pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:Dude, you iz loco! |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RayMcBlue(m): 3:52pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
RationalDude: No one can have a babe like Mary Magdalene and still be gay. Are you implying that J-man phucked her?! |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 4:12pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Ray McBlue:Stop twisting my words like a servant of Luciferus Von Satanus. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RayMcBlue(m): 4:26pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
RationalDude: Stop twisting my words like a servant of Luciferus Von Satanus. But weren't you the one that said, and I quote "No one can have a babe like Mary Magdalene and still be gay." What was the significance of the word 'Have' in your comment, then? ![]() |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 4:43pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Ray McBlue:I never mentioned Jesus in my post. I said "no one". No put me for trouble oo! |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RayMcBlue(m): 4:53pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
RationalDude: I never mentioned Jesus in my post. I said "no one". No put me for trouble oo! Whom were you referring to, then? And remember in the bible, only J-man had a one-on-one section with the hooker, at least according to the biblical records, or am I missing something? |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 5:08pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Ray McBlue:She was an ''olosho'' and as such, she ''shined'' many ''congos''. Jesus might have been one of the "network testers" but the bible doesn't say much on their relationship so I'm not going to jump the gun here. |
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