NOAH VERSUS SNAKES,
After the flood, Noah released all the animals and said"Go forth and multiply." A few months later, Noah decided to take a stroll and see how the animals were doing. Everywhere he looked, He could find baby animals.
But suprisingly, one pair of little snakes not multiplying. "What's the problem? asked Noah, "Cut down some trees and let us live there"the snakes replied. "Why must I do that?" Noah asked. And the little snakes responded,"We are adders, so we need logs to multiply,

A DEACON'S FAVOURITE HYMN
A preacher once said "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river" and the congregation cried Amen. "And if I had all the wine in the world I will throw it in the river" and the congregation cried Amen!" And if I had all the whiskey, rum and squadron in the world I would throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried Amen". The preacher then sat down. For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn book and sing"We'll drink from that same river

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