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Nigerian Police Be Like...... by AllRoundGist: 8:56am On Sep 18, 2013 |
Whenever you hear of our Police on TV or anywhere, it never goes beyond any of the following: * News from a crime scene: When the police got to the crime scene, they told the citizens not to panic because 'everything was under control' [SWAT team ni] * Whenever you hear of any criminal case: The Police said that 'investigations are still ongoing' & 'we are ontop of the situation' [oga at the top. That is the end of solomon grandi] * When the Police themselves break the law: The Police PRO could not be reached because he was said to be on 'official duties' [as usual] * When Police parades criminals: We [police] received a distress call & immediately swung into action [after 3hours]. When we got to the scene of the incidence, we engaged the armed robbers in a gun battle, but due to our superior fire arms, we overpowered them & in the process we caught these 18 criminals [una be Irobot ni?] & 3 escaped with gunshot wounds [story!] * When Police kills criminal suspects in one remote Village: We [police] have reiterated our commitment to 'sweep' out crime in the 'whole country' [na ACN broom una wan use?] * Even when roadblock has been banned: When reached, The police PRO 'denied the allegation', saying those policemen found mounting roadblocks were not members of his team, infact they are not even policemen! [Na wili-wili sow uniform give dem?] May God deliver our Police |
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like...... by fr3do(m): 11:03am On Sep 18, 2013 |
amen |
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like...... by Nobody: 11:59am On Sep 18, 2013 |
technozz: FOODSTUFFS EXPORT BUSINESS===YOU CAN DO IT EVEN IF YOU HAVE NOT DONE EXPORT BEFORE===START WHERE YOU ARE====WITH WHAT YOU HAVE. U R BAD,imagine using this to block this thread. OP sorry |
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