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Egg Donor by jummiee(f): 8:15pm On Jun 04, 2006
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
Re: Egg Donor by micklplus(m): 12:29pm On Jun 05, 2006
Ahn Ahn !
Nice one
Cheers cheesy
Re: Egg Donor by oxsam88(m): 2:45pm On Jun 05, 2006
JESUS!!!!! NA WA FOR THE MAN O, GOD HELP US
Re: Egg Donor by dm(m): 7:59pm On Jun 05, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled

Used to be golf balls sad
Re: Egg Donor by spikelord(m): 8:47pm On Jun 06, 2006
Hehe, yes, it used to be golf balls and he kept those golf balls somewhere else!
Re: Egg Donor by suave: 3:17pm On Jun 07, 2006
LMAO, so how much did he sell a dozen?

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