A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are yer absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the cop. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank God for that, I thought I was crippled."

i thought so too

Thats the least of your problem

hope u aint crippled jeovy?

bad belle,first u asked if I can hear,now u asked if am crippled.wonder what next u will ask

am thinkn up somfin

Aunty Clem what are u thinking?

y are u asking what she is thinking? he only think when food is in front of him.

at least i think


but ever since u were born i have been doing the thinkn for u.

so clemcy u mean say kayo no dey think at all at all abi

yes na