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Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by AfricanApple(f): 7:22pm On Nov 09, 2014
Tuntheycr7:
During a church Service, This 15 year
old pastor's Daughter asked for permission to give her testimony
and she was granted permission. In her Words, "Praise the Lord"
Everybody shouted Hallelujah, She continued as she said since
my tender age of 13,My monthly period comes with so much flow
and pains me a whole lot,But after a series of bible studies/
Private Prayers in Brother Emma's house, that is my sunday
school teacher. My monthly period has ceased for 3 months
now, I don't see my period anymore and I dnt feel pains, You can
all see am getting Fatter and prettier. shocked "Praise the Lord" The whole
church fainted.

Good Evening. :
grin grin grin what a funny joke.


fulish gyal
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 5:53pm On Nov 16, 2014
AfricanApple:
grin grin grin what a funny joke.


fulish gyal

Lolzzz grin

Her mama and papa to b blamed jawe..
Happy sunday to yu ..
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 6:10pm On Nov 16, 2014
Just to lighten d mood...

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2million Naira to a wrong
phone number via Mobile Money. He realised that before the
person withdraws the whole money, he need to think of what
to do to get his money back. To the person's phone
number, he immediately sent a text:
"Hello Dark and Devils
Initiate
, I hope you are okay. I believe you’ve received the
money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanic Order in the Ogbeni
Fraternity scheduled to occur at 12midnight tomorrow. That
money is only for transport.
I will send you more for pocket
money and there are riches awaiting you.
2 weeks after the
initiation, the family member closest to you will die under
mysterious circumstances and this death will unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all
kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments.
Please don't be late because the
Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the
ceremony.
Thanks in advance..... But in case you are not ready
to join, please send back the money or you will die in the
next 24hrs". 30 Minutes later. Igbo man gets an SMS message on his phone....
Reads........
hymmm Bros E b like say everytin de work together for good ni oo.
Cos Doctor don say I don get cancer and HIV/AIDs. so ah don collect d moneyy give Emeka make E go buy market for Onitsha tomoro and use d rest buy food for house and pay house rent plus make he buy market for mama Emeka (my wife) too make she cont her business.
Thanks for ya generousity.
Papa Emeka.
NB ah de go buy coffin sef first tin tomoro morning

grin grin

*** my friend wey sent d money is currently in emergency room in a general hospital.
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by dre11(m): 6:22pm On Nov 16, 2014
Tuntheycr7:
AKPOS: My new bicycle has been
stolen.
POLICE: When did u notice?
AKPOS: This morning
POLICE: Do you have a suspect?
AKPOS: Yes,my mum and dad.
POLICE: why do u suspect them?
AKPOS: yesterday at midnight i heard
mum say make it stand well so I can
seat on it very well ''and dad said
''climb up fast before it falls .and mum
said ''push slowly slowly dont hurt
me......
.police hahaha o boy na senior
bicycle be that ooo

This is badooo
Ehe
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by dre11(m): 6:28pm On Nov 16, 2014
Tuntheycr7:
Okon: Bros, abeg borrow me your phone to call my girlfriend, I no get credit now.
Emeka: No problem, just dey quick (hands phone to Okon
Okon: Thank you guy. (dials girlfriend's number, makes a quick phone call and then returns happy and excited) O boy, this your phone na correct phone oh, shebi na bb?
Emeka: Yes oh, na blackberry smart phone.
Okon : Kai, no wonder dem dey call am 'smart phone', the phone too know something, you believe say as I type my girlfriend number for your phone come dial am, the thing show the number as 'My love', how your phone use know say na my girlfriend I dey call na only God know; chei, this your phone smart no be small! grin grin

shockedshocked
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by AfricanApple(f): 7:30pm On Nov 16, 2014
Tuntheycr7:


Lolzzz grin

Her mama and papa to b blamed jawe..
Happy sunday to yu ..
same to u dear. howdy
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 2:13pm On Nov 17, 2014
dre11:


This is badooo
Ehe

Lolzzz

How yu My friend?
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by hayorlad: 8:36am On Nov 18, 2014
A boy was jilted by his girlfriend for another guy. This guy feels it's a cheating and it ain't right, he therefore decided to fight for his right.......... See what happened to him in this video;

www.hypemylife.com/?p=2569
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 2:30pm On Feb 07, 2015
One day oga decided to surprise his wife. He took all day to bake a cake in the shape of a big HEART with the help of the maid.
The maid asked oga what the shape meant and he simply said "LOVE". After they finished the cake the
Madam came back shouting at the maid who she met sleeping on the couch....
Madam: will you get up now! Stupid girl what have you been doing since morning that makes yu sleep like a wood?
Maid:%Madam no vex abeg. Me & oga dey make Love inside kitchen since morning na just now now we finish am. I say make I lie down rest small. Cos I Don tire. As the woman bounced on the maid the hubby came out from the bathroom with a towel in his waist and said dear pls this girl has been busy working since morning.... *the woman fainted....

"The maid is currently receiving treatment at the nearest hospital.








Who is at fault?
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 9:49am On Apr 11, 2015
Ekaite wanted her salary raised
her madam wanted 3 reasons why
she wanted an increment of salary.

Ekaite: I can cook Better than you?

Madam: who told you that

Ekaite: your husband told Me?

Madam: OK, second reason

Ekaite: I can iron Better than you

Madam: who told you that

Ekaite: Your husband told Me

Madam: OK, and the third reason?

Ekaite: I am also Better in bed
than you
This time madam was
furious & was getting ready to
break her head
Madam: Did my husband say that

Ekaite: No na the driver talk am say
I’m better in bed than you are

Madam: Please lower your voice I
will increase your salary ! In-fact
How much Do You Want?......

grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:23am On Apr 16, 2015
Una don hear the story of these movies producer
wey go use person house to shoot movie scene?

They needed someone to act the role of a gate
man, so they offered the Aboki at the house
some money to act the role. The director gave
the Aboki a brand new cutlass and told him to
give a pretence chase behind the 'main actor'
who was acting the role of a thief who later
repented.
They told the Aboki: "If you hear me
say "action" make you run after am o,
just do
things exactly as I say....you hear?".
The Aboki
nodded in affirmation.
As the Director shout "action", na so actor take
off and aboki begin pursue am round the
compound, as dem dey reach fence the director
see say the pursuing scene don do,
na so
director shout "cut, cut, cut". O boy eh, una no
go believe am!
Actor still dey hospital as we dey
yarn dis story ooo!! grin

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Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 8:19am On Oct 18, 2015
I checked a girl's facebook profile and
i saw 3 consecutive status updates.
First update:
TGIF... Clubbing things on my mind
Friday at 5:15pm
via Nokia

Second update:
I can't believe my ears... A 60 year
old man is asking me out for a night
with an offer of a BlackBerry phone.
Very disgusting, he thinks I'm cheap
Friday at 22:23pm
via Nokia

Third update:
Wow, yesterday night was real fun... I
feel great dis morning.
Saturday at 8:09am
via Blackberry

-Do you see what im seeing
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by hayorlad: 10:06am On Feb 16, 2017
I wonder what kind of baptism we go call this one now, this laughing Gas Comedy people self...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ5-mN41pxA
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by hayorlad: 8:46am On Feb 18, 2017
Pa. James the Keke Driver (funny)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9-ZX4SvsZo
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by hayorlad: 6:21am On Mar 02, 2017
Can you imagine what was done to him in Lagos?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0SMiKehpyU
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by 234jamonline: 10:30pm On May 01, 2018
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by okfaniran: 4:31pm On Jul 12, 2018
A boy bathing nakedly with his father curious pointed at the father's manhood and asked "daddy, what is this?". The father who always loved to preoccupy the boy in the path of religion replied, "This is Jesus". The following day, the boy was bathing with the mother and curiously pointed at the mothers private part and asked "mum, what is this?". The mother who shared the same orientation with the father replied, "This is Jerusalem ". The following day, the husband and wife were making love and unknown to them, the boy stood at the door watching them. When they finished, the father noticed their 5-year old son at the door and asked, "Junior! How long have u been there?". Junior replied, "I was here before Jesus entered Jerusalem". smiley grin grin

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