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Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by AfricanApple(f): 7:22pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Tuntheycr7:what a funny joke. fulish gyal |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 5:53pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
AfricanApple: Lolzzz Her mama and papa to b blamed jawe.. Happy sunday to yu .. |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 6:10pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Just to lighten d mood... An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2million Naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realised that before the person withdraws the whole money, he need to think of what to do to get his money back. To the person's phone number, he immediately sent a text: "Hello Dark and Devils Initiate , I hope you are okay. I believe you’ve received the money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanic Order in the Ogbeni Fraternity scheduled to occur at 12midnight tomorrow. That money is only for transport. I will send you more for pocket money and there are riches awaiting you. 2 weeks after the initiation, the family member closest to you will die under mysterious circumstances and this death will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments. Please don't be late because the Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance..... But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money or you will die in the next 24hrs". 30 Minutes later. Igbo man gets an SMS message on his phone.... Reads........ hymmm Bros E b like say everytin de work together for good ni oo. Cos Doctor don say I don get cancer and HIV/AIDs. so ah don collect d moneyy give Emeka make E go buy market for Onitsha tomoro and use d rest buy food for house and pay house rent plus make he buy market for mama Emeka (my wife) too make she cont her business. Thanks for ya generousity. Papa Emeka. NB ah de go buy coffin sef first tin tomoro morning *** my friend wey sent d money is currently in emergency room in a general hospital. |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by dre11(m): 6:22pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Tuntheycr7: This is badooo Ehe |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by dre11(m): 6:28pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Tuntheycr7: |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by AfricanApple(f): 7:30pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Tuntheycr7:same to u dear. howdy |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 2:13pm On Nov 17, 2014 |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by hayorlad: 8:36am On Nov 18, 2014 |
A boy was jilted by his girlfriend for another guy. This guy feels it's a cheating and it ain't right, he therefore decided to fight for his right.......... See what happened to him in this video; www.hypemylife.com/?p=2569 |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 2:30pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
One day oga decided to surprise his wife. He took all day to bake a cake in the shape of a big HEART with the help of the maid. The maid asked oga what the shape meant and he simply said "LOVE". After they finished the cake the Madam came back shouting at the maid who she met sleeping on the couch.... Madam: will you get up now! Stupid girl what have you been doing since morning that makes yu sleep like a wood? Maid:%Madam no vex abeg. Me & oga dey make Love inside kitchen since morning na just now now we finish am. I say make I lie down rest small. Cos I Don tire. As the woman bounced on the maid the hubby came out from the bathroom with a towel in his waist and said dear pls this girl has been busy working since morning.... *the woman fainted.... "The maid is currently receiving treatment at the nearest hospital. Who is at fault? |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 9:49am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Ekaite wanted her salary raised her madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted an increment of salary. Ekaite: I can cook Better than you? Madam: who told you that Ekaite: your husband told Me? Madam: OK, second reason Ekaite: I can iron Better than you Madam: who told you that Ekaite: Your husband told Me Madam: OK, and the third reason? Ekaite: I am also Better in bed than you This time madam was furious & was getting ready to break her head Madam: Did my husband say that Ekaite: No na the driver talk am say I’m better in bed than you are Madam: Please lower your voice I will increase your salary ! In-fact How much Do You Want?...... |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:23am On Apr 16, 2015 |
Una don hear the story of these movies producer wey go use person house to shoot movie scene? They needed someone to act the role of a gate man, so they offered the Aboki at the house some money to act the role. The director gave the Aboki a brand new cutlass and told him to give a pretence chase behind the 'main actor' who was acting the role of a thief who later repented. They told the Aboki: "If you hear me say "action" make you run after am o, just do things exactly as I say....you hear?". The Aboki nodded in affirmation. As the Director shout "action", na so actor take off and aboki begin pursue am round the compound, as dem dey reach fence the director see say the pursuing scene don do, na so director shout "cut, cut, cut". O boy eh, una no go believe am! Actor still dey hospital as we dey yarn dis story ooo!! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 8:19am On Oct 18, 2015 |
I checked a girl's facebook profile and i saw 3 consecutive status updates. First update: TGIF... Clubbing things on my mind Friday at 5:15pm via Nokia Second update: I can't believe my ears... A 60 year old man is asking me out for a night with an offer of a BlackBerry phone. Very disgusting, he thinks I'm cheap Friday at 22:23pm via Nokia Third update: Wow, yesterday night was real fun... I feel great dis morning. Saturday at 8:09am via Blackberry -Do you see what im seeing |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by hayorlad: 10:06am On Feb 16, 2017 |
I wonder what kind of baptism we go call this one now, this laughing Gas Comedy people self... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ5-mN41pxA |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by hayorlad: 8:46am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by hayorlad: 6:21am On Mar 02, 2017 |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by 234jamonline: 10:30pm On May 01, 2018 |
Check out the cool Nigerian comedy challenge for 5k! http://234jam.com/2018/05/01/234-jam-online-presents-make-nigeria-laugh-version-1-0-comedy-challenge/ |
Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by okfaniran: 4:31pm On Jul 12, 2018 |
A boy bathing nakedly with his father curious pointed at the father's manhood and asked "daddy, what is this?". The father who always loved to preoccupy the boy in the path of religion replied, "This is Jesus". The following day, the boy was bathing with the mother and curiously pointed at the mothers private part and asked "mum, what is this?". The mother who shared the same orientation with the father replied, "This is Jerusalem ". The following day, the husband and wife were making love and unknown to them, the boy stood at the door watching them. When they finished, the father noticed their 5-year old son at the door and asked, "Junior! How long have u been there?". Junior replied, "I was here before Jesus entered Jerusalem". |
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