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What Happened When I 4got My Condom by Nobody: 3:52pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!". ({}) I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms .. Moral lesson always lieve yur condom in d car but if u don't have a car just abstain. МЄ...Share Da Fun=D 2 Likes |
Re: What Happened When I 4got My Condom by opson2yk(m): 4:06pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Kai! U for commit d blunder make dem welcome you wt igbaju oloyi. Na error turn to glory be dat oo. ![]() |
Re: What Happened When I 4got My Condom by Nobody: 10:41pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
Blessedman58: My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger |
Re: What Happened When I 4got My Condom by cuteibk(f): 10:31am On Sep 26, 2013 |
But sure u can still fix a date with her naw..don't sit in the corner oo |
Re: What Happened When I 4got My Condom by Nobody: 2:23pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
Blessedman58: My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger. Lyk blessedman FAN empire on facebook 4 more |
Re: What Happened When I 4got My Condom by floxyluv283: 6:44pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
O Boy, na God help u joor. Always b faithful 2 ur spouse. Good one anyway. |
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